Retirement Insight: Most Americans Now Plan to Die at Their Desks

A sobering new study reveals 78% of workers have abandoned retirement plans in favor of "just working until the sweet release of death." "My 401k is now just a countdown to when I can afford a funeral," said one respondent. HR departments are installing defibrillators next to water coolers. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/retirement-insight/