Resource Room Revolution
https://memorialmavericks.com/resource-room-declares-itself-a-sovereign-nation-called-formtopia/Annabelle Bransford presents "Diplomatic Immunity: The Formtopia Files" at The Annex Comedy Bunker (867 Sovereign Avenue, Wichita Falls) on June 7th at 8:00 PM. Joined by revolutionary leader "General White-Out" and exiled pencil sharpener "Shavings McGee," this 90-minute geopolitical satire features: "Border Control Improv" (no hall passes accepted), "The Great Paperclip Coup" reenactment, and Bransford's viral "Tales from the Supply Closet" investigative report. Tickets ($17) include a "I Pledge Allegiance to Formtopia" temporary tattoo. First 100 attendees receive "Asylum Seeker" stress balls. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their classroom supply requisition forms. Venue features a "Passport Stamp" photo booth and "Smuggle the Contraband" game (prizes include actual dry-erase markers). Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Stationery Syndicate. Warning: May cause sudden office supply hoarding. No refunds - Formtopia doesn't recognize your currency. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Revolutionary Chants" karaoke. Groups of 10+ get "Bulk Purchase" discount. Rated PG-13 for mild bureaucracy. Parking available in the renegade territory.