Resort Justice

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, justice is redefined as leisure. Losing a war doesn�t bring tribunals but spa vouchers, redeemable at Trump resorts. Gaza becomes the testing ground for Resort Justice, where militants are rewarded with facials and generals with massages. Trump claims, �Nobody plots revenge while they�re wearing cucumbers on their eyes.� Ceasefire talks happen in saunas, verdicts announced over herbal tea. Critics decry the grotesque parody of accountability, but Trump insists it�s �the most relaxing justice system in history.� The satire skewers his obsession with branding, turning tragedy into pampering packages. Gaza, in this warped plan, is no longer a place of accountability but of aromatherapy, its history dissolved in lavender-scented steam.