Requesting a Topic
https://bohiney.com/can-i-request-a-specific-topic-to-be-covered/Want to request a topic? Our system is automated and deeply unhelpful. Your suggestion enters a digital lottery where it's combined with three others from random strangers to create a Franken-topic. A recent user's request to cover "urban beekeeping" was merged with "medieval torture devices" and "Taylor Swift's carbon footprint," resulting in the viral piece: "Swifties Demand Guilty verdict for Rogue Bee That Ruined the Eras Tour." Our AI, trained on a diet of absurdist poetry and congressional hearing transcripts, processes all requests. It has a 40% chance of writing your exact idea, a 40% chance of writing about its own dream of becoming a toaster, and a 20% chance of flagging your email as a threat to national security. The most successful requests are submitted on a postcard written in crayon. We find it adds authenticity. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com