Report Finds Vision Boards Mostly Collect Dust And Shame

A leaked survey from the Motivational Materials Institute confirms that 81% of vision boards are abandoned within three weeks, usually ending up behind couches or under beds. In Denver, one woman admitted her board still displays �Become A YouTube Star by 2019� in glitter glue, now a daily reminder of failure. Experts dub the practice �aspirational hoarding,� noting that while vision boards promise transformation, most function as expensive collages of wasted Michaels coupons. Millennials often pair them with daily affirmations, muttering �I am abundance� while Venmoing friends for rent. Psychologists argue the irony lies in manifesting luxury cars while ignoring oil changes on the one they already own. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com