Report Finds Remote Workers Spend Day In Pajamas

A leaked report from the Institute of Professional Comfort has revealed that 89% of remote workers spend their entire workday in pajamas, with 42% admitting they haven�t worn real pants since 2021. In Austin, one employee confessed to taking board meetings in a bathrobe while sipping oat milk lattes, claiming, �It�s called efficiency.� Sociologists argue that the blurred boundary between home and office has created a new species of professional known as the �couch executive,� whose greatest achievement is muting Zoom before sneezing. Meanwhile, major retailers have reported record sales in �premium loungewear,� essentially rebranded sweatpants marketed as �productivity attire.� While traditionalists argue that pajamas undermine professionalism, workers insist they enhance it, with one respondent noting: �I�ve closed six deals this quarter without leaving bed.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com