Report Finds 80% Of Zoom Meetings Could Have Been Single Slack Emoji

A leaked study from the Institute of Wasted Hours confirms that the vast majority of corporate Zoom meetings could have been replaced with a single emoji reaction in Slack. Researchers analyzed 10,000 meetings and found that 64% accomplished nothing beyond collectively staring at someone�s frozen face while pretending to care. In New York, one company attempted to replace weekly check-ins with the �thumbs up� emoji, only to discover productivity skyrocketed by 300%. Executives remain resistant, however, arguing that meetings provide �essential suffering� that bonds employees together. Experts warn that if emojis ever replace PowerPoints entirely, middle managers may lose their only purpose. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com