Report Finds 80% Of Self-Help Books Just Say �Try Harder�

A recent analysis by the National Bureau of Motivational Literature discovered that the majority of self-help books recycle the same advice: wake up early, drink water, and hustle harder. Readers described the process as �paying $29.99 to be scolded.� In Los Angeles, one man admitted his bookshelf of self-improvement titles doubled as decor for Tinder dates. Publishers insist demand remains strong because guilt never goes out of style. Experts predict the next best-seller will be titled *Do More Stuff, But Better.* -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com