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C ucumber or something with a similar shape. Make sure that it is sanitary though. And as an added measure, you may want to "protect" it by pulling a condom onto it.
H air brush handle, empty salt shaker, flashlights,
fruits and veggies with smooth surfaces, long neck beer bottles and any 1 to 2.5 inch diameter cylinder with a blunt or round tip. For a non-penetrative vibe, try the washing machine when its on the spin cycle, back of the electric tooth brush, the water pik, and the shower massage.
i like to use my removeable shower head and let the water do its thing. i have used the couch by riding and rocking on the arm rests. i have alos used a butterfly vib but that was just ok. if you have a hot tub the jets are a wonderful thing to use also. the best thing of all is to just simply using my fingers
O UCH! how are fruits and veggies even comfy down there?
W ell I don't exactly use things to shove in myself =] Doesn't particlarly work for me.
But, an electric toothbrush on the clit feels great!
Just make sure you dont use it too much because it can cause soft tissue damage.
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O n the serious side. A cucumber. Cucumbers have been getting actions since ancient Greece the pan Asian Indian times. They come in an assortment of sizes, have the general size and shape of a penis,stay firm and they have a waxed outer covering that works well with lubricants. They are like dildos as they hold the temp of the room they are in, but they have one slight advantage, you can put them in the microwave for 10 seconds and they warm up nice and stay warm. Have you ever seen those cucumbers with little ridges on them, and some cucumbers are very large. How about that? Also, unlike dildos they will not give you an allergic reaction(unless you are already allergic to them) and they will not numb out your private parts while you use them which happens sometimes with dildos, especially the cheaper ones. Enjoy!
w ow!
and I have bannana's in my room! I shall put a condom on one tonight!!!!
Dont forget to put an elastic band around the edge of the condom to hold it on!!
t he handle off a plunger if its plastic, a sharpie pen, or a dog.
I 've found that a handle of a certain vacuum cleaner can do the trick if you position it perfectly. Me and my partner had to buy a new vacuum cleaner and forgot to toss the old one out in the hard rubbish and when he went away for a little while I decided to play around. The old vacuum cleaner has a back saver handle, I believe it's a 'Electrolux' vacuum cleaner. One that uses cyclone power.
I also found that deo spray cans, beer bottles, lube bottle (if not one of the crappy ones with the pointed bottoms but one that is a lubrication and massage lube too), energy drink cans, thick old cords (make sure that they arn't used or plugged in at all, and bend it so it's in a loop kind of form), oyster sauce bottle, fish sauce bottle and even a broom/mop handle (but only if its plastic and has a smoothed end part).
O MG, I can't believe the answers.. how bout you just go out and buy a dildo or a vibrator, I am sure they feel much better.. I can recommend a few if you want to know...
D epending on your....accomadation, a trip the the Vegetable Counter is a great joy, failing that, the Kitchen Drawer has a variety of pleasures in it....or a Fir Extinguiser.....(I catered for all sizes)
V egetables, toilet plunger, fingers, broom handle; basically, anything that is a phallic shape and non-breakable.
I 've used hotdogs, warm them up for a bit and then get your clit wet by rubbing a cold carrot around, then slowly insert the hotdog in your vagina. It feels so good.
Switching back and forth between the warm hotdog and cold carrot is the best sensation ever. I cummed so hard afterwards.
It was definetly a good orgasm.
i talked with a sexy friend from another site and she told me she loves her veggies. cukes and eggplants in particular. i asked what she did with them afterward and she said she consumed them.
I just used the end of a toothbrush and it works lol
c andles! if you work your bootie good, they get warm and adjust to it. sometimes i even prefer them over dildos.
i imagine a cucumber is a good option
n othing, go get a dildo
how old are you?
i love to use pill bottles, tooth brushes fingers and hammer handles
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25 Sex Toys for Anyone Looking for a Good, Old-Fashioned Dildo
Because sex toy shopping can get overwhelming.
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Every time I go sex toy shopping, a familiar sensation creeps into my brain. It isn't excitement, it isn't apprehension, and it isn't even embarrassment—it's stress . There are so many damn sex toys in this world, and I never know where to begin. Do I want a clitoral stimulator? A penis ring to use with my partner? A butt plug? What about a finger vibrator , or a tongue vibrator, or one of those multi-faceted vibrators that stimulates you in three different ways at once? There are so many categories of toys—and so many options within those categories—that it's hard to remember what led me to go sex toy shopping in the first place. And if I'm being honest, sometimes I don't want any of those fancy vibrators at all. Sometimes I just want a straight-up, no-frills dildo, because nothing gets the job done for me like good, old-fashioned penetration .
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Odds are, your sex toy shopping experience isn't as stressful as mine is. (You should see me furniture shopping—triple yikes.) But anyone who's visited a sex shop knows the options are abundant. Even something as simple as shopping for a no-nonsense dildo can get complicated when you consider things like length, material, size, shape, and girth. So I've cut through the noise and created a list of 25 dildos for you to choose from. They come in an array of sizes, shapes, and colors, and I've highlighted each dildo's unique features so you can start thinking about what kind you might want to buy (and subsequently avoid the stress that plagues me every time I shop).
Oh, and one more thing: I've sorted the dildos by total length, so you can skip to the shorter or longer part of the list depending on what you're looking for. To give you the full picture of each toy, I've included width (diameter measured at the widest point), too.
This realistic silicone dildo comes with three vibration speeds and four stimulation patterns—all of which are quiet and discreet. Thanks to its diminutive size, it's perfect for beginners. And it comes in an adorable shade of millennial pink .
This realistic dildo is made of textured rubber, so it's easy to grip—no matter how much lube you're using. Its shorter length and thinner girth make it great for first-time vaginal or anal play , and the flared toy base will keep it from getting lost anywhere it shouldn't.
This subtly curved toy is crafted from firm, smooth silicone. Its length makes it good for beginners, and its flared base makes it good for anal play. It's also harness-compatible for those who want to use it as a strap-on.
The subtle curve of this silicone dildo will help you target your G-spot (or P-spot , if you're using it anally and have a prostate). Slip it into a harness for couples play, or insert the companion bullet vibrator into the toy's base for extra stimulation.
This silicone dildo features seven extra-quiet vibration settings, so you can explore different levels of vibration without waking up the entire house. The dildo's realistic shape amplifies the vibrations to give users incredible sensations during vaginal or anal play.
This flexible but firm rubber jelly dildo's slim girth is perfect for any beginner, and its flared base makes it terrific for anal play, too. The toy is harness-compatible, and it comes with a suction base, so you can attach it to any smooth surface (think: shower walls, the floor) for hands-free use.
This slim vibrator is designed for first-time anal play. The tapered end makes it easy to insert, and the length allows users to experiment with different levels of shallow or deep penetration. Crafted from PVC (polyvinyl chloride, a kind of synthetic plastic), this dildo is flexible without being floppy.
This silicone dildo has a thick head and rippled shaft for dynamic pleasure. The toy has a flared base, so it can be paired with a harness or used for anal penetration.
If you're looking for something a little different in terms of material, this glass dildo might be your kind of toy. The textured surface allows for intense internal pleasure—and more practically, ease of use (it's not likely to slip from your hand). Plus, glass is fantastic for exploring temperature play. Submerge this toy in warm water or pop it in the fridge 10 minutes before use to experience a new kind of sensation.
This contoured silicone toy is ideal for anyone who wants a dildo that doesn't look like a penis. The suction base makes it excellent for hands-free use, and the toy comes with seven vibration functions you can trigger to enhance your stimulation.
This silicone dildo's rippled texture will give you a different kind of sensation than an ordinary dildo might. It comes complete with a flared base for harness or anal use and a removable bullet vibrator that can intensify your pleasure.
This wavy glass toy is as beautiful as it is effective. The gentle ridges provide for increased stimulation, the sturdy material is perfect for temperature play, and the round base makes the toy easy to grip. Pro-tip: You can flip the toy around and use the round base for girthier penetration, but be sure to lube appropriately beforehand!
This dildo is an ideal purchase for anyone looking for a straightforward, no-nonsense means of penetration. It's large without being overwhelming, the jelly rubber material is flexible but firm, and the toy's realistic shape makes for a whole a lot of fun (and the balls make the toy easier to grip). Did I mention you can attach the suction base to a variety of flat surfaces for hands-free play?
This rubber jelly toy is flexible for comfortable use and textured for enhanced stimulation, and the flared base keeps it easy to hang on to. The realistic head and unique shape make for dynamic penetrative pleasure, whether vaginally or anally (though first-time anal users might consider starting with a smaller, thinner toy).
This silicone dildo is curved to maximize G-spot pleasure. The toy's firm yet flexible body allows users to bend and straighten it as they see fit, allowing for a personalized sensation with each use.
This smooth dildo is crafted from silicone, and its ergonomic shape allows for comfortable use. The suction base makes it good for hands-free action, and it's possible to pair with several kinds of harnesses, as well.
If you've ever fantasized about owning a glow-in-the-dark sex toy, this dildo is here to make your dreams come true. Made of smooth rubber-plastic blend, this toy is sturdy yet comfortable, and its base makes it perfect for hands-free harness use.
This realistically shaped silicone toy features a massive head for intense penetrative pleasure. The toy's curved form allows for targeted G-spot action, and the suction base makes it great for hands-free play.
This hot pink PVC dildo is long, thick, and realistically shaped—plus, it comes complete with a suction base. If you're looking for a straightforward, well-endowed dildo, this is your toy.
This PVC dildo's realistic form and texture provide for dynamic pleasure and ease of use. The plushy base allows for additional sensations and keeps the toy from penetrating too deeply.
This lengthy toy is crafted from textured jelly rubber, so it's comfortable to insert and easy to grip. Though it's a whopping 10 inches long, Pink Cherry markets it as "ideal for beginners"—probably because it's not too thick and it's easy to maneuver. The toy is also a perfect add-on during cunnilingus, because it doesn't have a cumbersome flared base that can interrupt partner-to-partner contact.
At more than 10 inches long and more than two inches thick, this extra-large rubber dildo is perfect for anyone looking for a deep, girthy experience. The toy has a suction base, so it's designed for hands-free fun, and it's also harness-compatible. Worth noting: The balls are soft and squeezable, and you can also use them to better grip the toy.
This 12-inch double dildo is designed for couples play, so you and a partner can explore tandem vaginal or anal pleasure. Note: Lovehoney warns customers this toy is unsuitable for double penetration, meaning you shouldn't curve it into a U-shape and try to use it for simultaneous vagina and anus action. If you're looking for that, you can scroll ahead to the last dildo on this list.
If you're looking for something of a challenge, this 15-inch dildo will surely do the trick. Only 12 of the toy's 15 inches are insertable, but that's still a lot . The flexible jelly material and tapered end will make penetration and use more comfortable, and the firm, flat base allows for hands-free play. (At this point, you've looked at a lot of dildos, so this might not seem as huge as it actually is. Click through to get a more in-depth look, and see just how big this toy is when it's next to a person.)
This double dildo packs an incredible 18 inches. The rubber material keeps it flexible, making it a fantastic choice for double penetration or couples play.
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