Reddit Jizzed To

Reddit Jizzed To

By Jordan Valinsky • 11/19/13 3:29pm

If the Huffington Post ever launches that sideboob vertical, this subreddit will provide all the art they need.
Because that neckbeard uniform doesn't have the same appeal.
The only rule here is that they prefer "natural ladies to artificial implants, thanks." Sorry, Sofia Vergara!
A subreddit ostensibly dedicated to horny women, but probably catering more to confused men looking for some validation.
A few things might stand at attention when you peruse this military-themed subreddit.
The user-generated offshoot of its burly, gay older brother r/BrosGoneWild.
This subreddit wants you to believe that it's sexy women posting selfies of themselves, but it's probably the dudes of Reddit posting pictures from the iPhones they hacked during their shift at the Apple Genius Bar.
Obviously the Internet's favorite porn star, James Deen, has his own subreddit full of fans.
Here's your new nightmare! A bunch of Reddit users ogling and judging your supposed "private" Snapchats.
Because you're never going to sleep with Kat Von D, there's this.
Bros being bros doing sexually suggestive bro things, like this picture of me blogging.
Here's a bunch of pictures of girls taking selfies, but at least they're not doing it while driving.
Think Uber, but for blowjobs. This subreddit is full of thirsty Reddit users looking to spread a little happiness.
Finally, a place on the Internet for bored teens to Photoshop celebrities' innocent, unsuspecting heads onto porn stars' bodies. Most of them look like they were literally cut and pasted on.
Creepshots and selfies of girls in yoga pants, straight from the iPhone of Lululemon's CEO.
We didn't know what picture to use for a subreddit dedicated to users dictating to people how to pleasure themselves.
Insert your own bean joke here in what is the most nichiest subreddit ever.
Sure, some people's idea of a good time is having their pasty, naked bodies judged by the Reddit hive mind.
If the Huffington Post ever launches that sideboob vertical, this subreddit will provide all the art they need.
Strap on your goggles because our next stop on the Sexy Week tour is the Internet’s top notch home for everything gross–Reddit. From sideboobs to scruffy chests, we found a lot of sexy (and just plain repulsive) subreddits devoted to every kind of fetish that humans are interested in.

But after two full days of scraping the innards of Reddit , we found a lot of weird shit that could technically put us on medical leave for the rest of the year. There’s a subreddit dedicated to people implanting sausages into holes that aren’t their mouths! And let’s not talk about r/Spacedicks.
Now that our eyes’ puffiness has decreased, we’ve collected the 19 NSFW subreddits that you should take a peek at now and uh, longer look, later. You’re welcome .

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Reddit is the best possible argument anyone can muster against direct democracy: a perfect cross section of the internet and all horrible people on it. It's bloated with racism, depravity, more racism, but moreover with an incredibly diverse array of strange and absurd subcultures.
For those who haven't ventured beyond the site's main page, which nicely aggregates all the stuff your friends are going to post on your wall at some point today, once you walk past Reddit's reception desk, you enter the world of the subreddit—specialized categories that cater to everything from depression to Ubuntu, and, probably, depressed Ubuntu users (is there any other kind?). Here are nine of unabashedly craziest:
This one is pretty straightforward. You take a toy (preferably an impossible-breasted anime figure, but a GI Joe would do in a pinch) and then, yeah.
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Sample Post: cumming on her plastic tits
Sample Comment: "Any chance you can post pics of it without the cum?"
Do you like photos and long videos of people popping zits, squeezing pus bubbles, and removing cysts? You're not alone! So does this completely mentally shitfucked multitude. OK, it's actually kind of vicariously satisfying to watch a zit pop. What?
Sample Post: Rivers of pus and blood (Go Bears!)
Sample Comment: "at 2:00, it looks like an eye crying tears of blood."
If you're headed for /r/popping and type too quickly, you might land in a frightful mistake! There is only one topic here—everyone else is over at the self-explanatory and frightfully well-trafficked /r/poop —which is shocking given everything else we know about Reddit.
Sample (Only) Post: i lika to poo poo
Sample Comment: "Why is this subreddit not enormously popular?!?!"
As soon as you click this link, you'll be overwhelmed by the scent of Axe body spray. Seduction is a subreddit wherein dudes discuss literally the exact opposite of seduction—exchanging pickup lines like "your tits are huge" and "I'd fuck you on the hood of this car if you weren't so ugly." In a sci-fi dystopia, most of these people would be rounded up and preemptively arrested, but haha, they're all going to die regretting most of their lives anyway.
Sample Post: Approaching women at college while they're walking around campus
Sample Comment: "If I went in with "Hey, what you listening to?" Then go from there. Would it not seem like I was trying pretty hard, and it was not casual since I had to take her headphones off? Walking with headphones in approaches are my toughest."
Man, I'm not even really sure here.
Sample Post: Birthday BJ by a Blonde and Brunette.
Sample Comment: "Fuck yeah, Asians!"
These guys really, really like discussing gangs and gang violence. I guess you have to be interested in something.
Sample Comment: "Geraldo speaks to youths that join gangs and shows a video clip of a gang initiation."
A community of internet people who think not jerking off anymore will give their bodies increased powers and experience "increased happiness throughout their lives." But remember: ""Fapping" may or may not include "edging," which is physical stimulation without orgasm. Some count it; some don't. Your call." The choice is yours.
Sample Post: Ain't touchin' nothin'!
Sample Comment: "The first week was pretty easy, but it is getting harder (more challenging) now. I just had a flood of negative thoughts, and it made me want to go fap. But I decided no, I've got these problems and I need to face them head on rather than fap them away."
Lonely people who will never reproduce with anyone even if they wanted to, and have sublimated their isolation into a cause: child free and PROUD.
Sample Headline: Is anyone terrified of being alone?
Sample Comment: "I hate being around puke and I hate having my sleep interrupted. Both of them get under my skin. Given how much that would bother me, It honestly wouldn't even matter if I loved kids. I can't have them."
Is there any way to somehow make internet porn less sexy and more confusing? If only... Wait! I've got it! Let's use Bitcoin to "tip" attention-deprived Reddit users into showing their vag parts using a currency of zero value that very few people know how to use! It's the perfect mix of desperation and pseudo-economics.
Sample Post: Video Bounties expired 8( Instructions for refund
Sample Comment: "Please return 1 BTC to 1Kk2kwreLX7uMSQyX1LKqiNFZmMrKqpxTC. Signed("I (whitslack) <3 Bitcoin on 2-May-2012") == "HEWYtYOTDdbQ3MasWrTTcG/w7czp2DD82XqrzBZXrgETcenhoR2dVFcXDhat/CUVxj31jl7srTsxnhxbPkxmCjI=" (You should always include your identity and the date in any message you sign, to prevent MITM and replay attacks.)"

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