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Ah, college. Four(-ish) years of higher education and drunken shenanigans. We all have at least one weird story from the days of student living, but if you think your story is wild, wait until you read these 14 tales.
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1. The time the 'Guy on my floor rappelled 40 feet from his window into the dorm courtyard on an ethernet cord tied to a radiator in the middle of winter'
2. That one time '[Students] effectively built a huge secret passageway connecting every single dorm room on the floor.'
3. The time 'we turned the bathroom into a sauna/slip and slide room.'
4. That time we found 'raw meat in the halls. Just like, cuts of meat left on butcher paper in front of people's doors.'
5. The time when we 'ordered a stripper for my computer science friend who had never even kissed a girl and she sexually assaulted him while 50 strangers watched in awkward silence.'
6. The time 'my brothers frat flooded the second floor in the winter ... It froze and was a badass indoor iceskating for a few days.'
7. The time when 'all of a sudden some kid on a unicycle comes in through the bathroom wearing a rainbow colored Phantom of the Opera mask and a thong. He salutes me as he comes through and then went down the hall. Apparently no one else saw him that night.'
8. That time when a dude passed out and 'woke up to a big hospital room WITH HIS NAME IN BLOOD ON THE WALLS.'
9. The one time when 'the law enforcement students were hosting their very own full blown version of Fight Club, smashing the shit out of each other on Friday nights'
10. That time there was 'Shit everywhere, on the side of the toilet, the ground, the shower mat, the side of the sink, the counter, the mirror'
11. That time 'He snuck in Everclear. Within 10 minutes he'd lit himself on fire with said Everclear.'
12. The time '[My friend] and I were planning on smoking until we walked into his dorm room and saw a girl on HIS bed in labor.'
13. The time we took 'Magic mushrooms during a fire drill. That is all.'
14. That time I 'listened to a girl and her mom do lines together while being a country apart'
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Ah, college. Four(-ish) years of higher education and drunken shenanigans. We all have at least one weird story from the days of student living, but if you think your story is wild, wait until you read these 14 tales.
Shared on a reddit thread asking for the craziest dorm stories, these reminiscences involve drugs, alcohol, sex and ... giving birth? Yeah, there's some weird stuff going on in schools.
Many of these stories had to be shortened while many, many others couldn't even be included because they are that gross. One in particular involving a roasted chicken should never be told again. Read on and be glad you were not involved in these absurdities.
All because his friends had trapped him in his room. "These days he would have to rappel down with wifi," Jiggahawaiianpunch commented on ghadeira 's logic-defying tale.
The flimsy closets in a dorm from jimmyjazz2000 's days allowed for the creation of a mass "authority-proof" party dorm full of "non-stop chaos." "It is the epitome of the spirit of college," Golf_and_Booze commented.
"We plugged the shower drains and blocked the part with the toilets with sandbags because we didn't want it the water getting over there and getting toilet," atrix324 , wrote. "We then turned the showers on and flooded the bathroom and partied." Nice.
But like, why? Why did that happen in Ryuuenjin's dorm?
"Awkward stripper things happen, pretty frequently I'd say," fiah84 wrote. Hopefully never again to the kids who witnessed that shit show in chimchong's dorm.
Then the floor collapsed. Party over.
Did bobcat009 meet the "common college ghost," as coined by mikmaqmastermind ?
Okay, wtf. Back up, YoungSerious : "A friend of mine got blitzed, took a fire extinguisher and sprayed a guy's feet. The guy got super pissed (disproportionately so), so my friend apologized and put it down. A couple minutes later, he is talking to some guys and gets blindsided in the face with said extinguisher. Guy had picked it up, snuck around and hit him in the face, splitting his nostril open.
He has to go to the hospital, but he's so drunk he's yelling at the EMTs and doing crazy stuff. They put him in the drunk tank. He passes out, wakes up to a big hospital room WITH HIS NAME IN BLOOD ON THE WALLS. Turns out, after they locked the door he started taking his nose blood and writing on the walls. He said it was the scariest wake up ever."
Normally, as 7_up_curly tells it, the young men and women cleaned up quickly. "Well one day they didn't get to it in time and the school Dean came through to find blood scattered across the walls and floors, ripped off clothes and garbage everywhere." Awkward.
On T0mmyGun 's FIRST day of living in a dorm, a very, very, VERY drunk girl had some issues in the bathroom. "Things were weird in my dorm after that." Uh, no surprise there.
"Fun night in the ER," SardinesGivePower added. Yeah, must've been.
It turns out the woman was snoborder88 's friend's roommate and she went into labor earlier than expected.
So how'd snoborder88 and his friend deal? "We ended up cleaning up the mess for a while, then smoked like never before in order to get the image of a total stranger screaming her lungs out out of our heads." Sounds about right.
"Pupils were dilated allll the way," themasterkser wrote. Ah, college memories.
"kinda beautiful," sandwichartist7 wrote about the FaceTiming cocaine-loving duo. At least they're close ... nope. Weird.
"Probably shouldn't be reading these as I'm at my new student orientation and sleeping in a dorm for the first time tonight," EagleScoutFireman wrote. Welcome to college. Here's hoping that shit goes down your first night and that you share the tale with the world.
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In one of the most blush-inducing threads to sweep the internet, people have revealed their most salacious sex stories - from love bite contests to sleeping their way around the world.
The post, which is labelled 'NSFW' (not safe for work), kicked off when Redditor water_chestnut asked: 'What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done?'
And it seems the internet was only too happy to kiss and tell, as more than 7,000 willingly shared their escapades in just a matter of hours.
NSFW: People of Reddit have revealed their most salacious sex stories - from love bite contests to sleeping their way around the world - after water_chestnut asked for details of the 'sluttiest' things they'd ever done
One woman, known only as TheLizKid and believed to be from Canada, confessed: 'Went out for drinks with my boss's boss. Had sex with him in his car.' However in a bizarre turn of events, she added: 'Ended up marrying him so it's all cool.'
When pushed for further details, she revealed that her now-husband was in fact younger than her boss, and only six years older than her.
Another Redditor recalled: 'I used to have a roommate that had been a bartender for Club Med, and he said they had a fantasy soccer game where you could only pick a player if you had slept with a girl from that country.
'Apparently having two or more complete teams was not uncommon.'
One man with the screen name KingLeonidatass had a similar story. 'Sleeping with someone purely because of their nationality,' he wrote.
'I went travelling for a year and played the Flag Game, it's simple, get as many nations flags as possible by sleeping with someone from that country, the rarer the better. Azerbaijan is my best.'
When a fellow Redditor asked to see his 'list', he responded: 'Germany, Finland, Sweden, Ireland, Thailand, England, Scotland, Azerbaijan, France, Australia, USA and I forgot New Zealand off my last list, I'm sure there is another one I'm forgetting.
'It was around 3 years ago I got the most of them.'
It appears the internet was only too happy to kiss and tell, as more than 7,000 willingly shared their toe-curling escapades in just a matter of hours. In a bizarre twist, one woman ended up marrying her 'conquest'
A fellow Redditor raised eyebrows with their confession that they'd given oral sex during a school bus trip - subsequently being expelled from their Catholic school.
Rozzzystar, from Utah, revealed: 'Was involved in a hickey giving competition one drunken night at a party. No sex was had (at least on my part).
'But god damn, the shame I felt walking into work the next day with all these hickeys covering my neck was real.'
One man wrote: 'I realized when I got divorced I had just had sex with five different women in seven days. So then I challenged myself to have sex with seven different women in five days.
'Mission accomplished five days later.'
One woman, known only as TheLizKid and believed to be from Canada, confessed: 'Went out for drinks with my boss's boss. Had sex with him in his car.' She later added: Ended up marrying him so it's all cool'
One unapologetic woman confessed: 'I made out with a guy at Target because he was cute and the aisle was empty.'
One individual from the North of England - who didn't reveal their gender but said they were 'into chicks' - won a stream of admirers after revealing: 'I sometimes f*** random people just so I'll have someone to eat all the baked goods I make.'
They added: 'I live alone so they'd only go to waste when I don't eat them.'
However, not everyone had sufficiently smutty stories to share. The best that Toeflesh, a Walmart worker, could come up with was: 'This was in middle school so I wasn't fully aware of the repercussions but I once held hands with 2 girls at the same time.'
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