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What are some of the best in-person reactions you have received after revealing your big dick?
If you are a show-er, whats the best reaction to how big it is soft?
If you are a grow-er, what the best reaction to how much it can grow?
Another thread destined to be filled with many, many, many lies. Oh goodie.
Well, now you mention it, my personal favourite was when a team of Swedish bikini models begged me to reveal my colossal erection. After local doctors finished treating them for arousal-induced shock, I somersaulted into a nearby Ferrari and drove home to my many trophy wives.
My personal favorite (apologies if this sounds like humble bragging, I have so many stories) is when I was invited to go backstage at an Ariana Grande concert. I just flashed my massive meaty cock in this female guards face (she had massive tits and ass obviously) and she literally just uwu'd and slobbered on my meat, and sucked me so hard that I had to walk to meet Ariana with her jaw locked onto my cock. It didn't hurt, my cock is so fucking big it can't feel pain. The only way she could be removed from my cock was for Ariana to eat her ass and make her open her mouth to moan, and when she finally removed her mouth from my cock, Ariana got a good look at it and literally ran away screaming about how massive my cock is, and she still had her microphone on so the entire audience heard her screaming about it, and she screamed even louder when she just jumped pussy first onto my giant cock and rode the fuck out of me. I ended up hooking up with every woman that went to the concert that night and they all screamed equally as loud when they saw how giant my cock is.
lol I was just trying to engage my penis envy and thought I could live vicariously through some of you. Gosh!
The best one was: Please tell me it doesn't get any bigger.
Well what did you expect? It's one of the biggest problems
No stress, amigo- they're almost nothing but lies in these threads. The OP, for instance, seems to not know which gender they're pretending to be- check the post history.
“You can get on the plane, sir. Have a pleasant flight.”
Another type of post that is asked daily and never is about an actual problem. Its just horndogs asking for fap material
For context, my gf is very small/tight. We took each other's first time a week ago. She'd been working with various toys for weeks to try and fit me.
After I decided "any more of this will hurt her" and pulled out, she said "how far did I get?" and I showed her with my fingers (not even halfway) she just said "fuck".
Well being a grower, I've had some disappointed looks when it's soft. But when it's hard, the best reaction ever, a woman squealed and turned away, looked at it again and repeated this process for a few minutes before proceeding to suck on it like her life depended on it.
A big growth disparity is so shocking!
Get ya. I'm an extreme grower. First ever gf called it small when soft, which to be fair it is. Took a bit of getting over.
I got a wow once. I think since Im a big guy is expected to be big down there too.
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Women took to Reddit to share their experiences, and there were some hilarious confessions
EVERYONE'S first time was probably more than a little awkward, and most of us will never stop cringing at the memory.
For these women, however, their first night of passion was more confusing than most, since they had no idea what to expect when things started to get hot and heavy.
Women took to Reddit to share their reaction when they saw an erect penis for the first time, and there were some hilarious confessions.
The thread , which was submitted in the week, managed to attract over one thousand responses, from the hilarious to the truly ridiculous.
One commenter was stunned when she first realised what man bits look like.
She added: "Very confusing indeed. Thankfully I didn't ask and just learned that it was the way it's supposed to be..."
One particularly innocent poster had a bedroom revelation when she realised which way penises point.
She said: "I don't know why, but before I saw one I'd assumed a penis became erect still pointing down.
"I'd never seen any porn or anything and yeah, I figured sex would be a logistical nightmare.
"In my head, when I saw it pointing up, I was kind of like 'ohhhhhh that totally makes sense now!'"
This lady was more intrigued by the mechanics than anything else - and you can only feel sorry for the poor fella in this case.
One woman claimed that men talk about their penises so much, that she was expecting something much more impressive when she first saw one.
She said: "I expected it to be bigger and more ...impressive. The way guys my age talked about them - hell, the way every man talked about theirs- I was just expecting more.
"Also, the way they were portrayed in the romance novels my sister kept hidden under her bed.
"Just, in general, that first time I was expecting something twice the size, glistening and golden, and somehow emitting a special radar that would make me ache deep in my loins."
Many people were less than impressed when they clocked it for the first time.
This woman summed up many of the responses, whilst another chipped in to say that it looked more like "an ugly gnome" than anything else.
One woman was so unimpressed that she thought the wool was being pulled over her eyes when she saw a penis for the first time.
Others joked that their first responses were "Is that supposed to be hot?" and "Damn that's ugly," with many women very underwhelmed by what they were looking at.
Rather than finding out in the bedroom the hard way, this woman stumbled across more than she bargained for whilst browsing the web as a kid.
She said: "I was about ten and saw it on the Internet. Thought it was a diseased finger."
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