Really amazing

I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10.

Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right?

If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!

We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family. I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words.