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Mom knows best! Except when she doesn't...according to "judgy" people.
In honor of the recent release of A Bad Moms Christmas , the comedy sequel starring Kristen Bell , Mila Kunis and Kathryn Hahn , we asked some real moms to share parenting stories that prove that mothers are only human. And some are damn genius.
1. Holy... "I left my youngest daughter at church one Sunday! Got about 3 minutes away and ask my two other girls how Sunday School was! They answered and I said 'Tess how about you?' My oldest said 'Tess isn't here!' Needless to say I made a U-turn and raced back to church only to find sweet Tess standing all alone on the sidewalk with her purse and Bible!"
2. There Are No "Bad Words": "Bad words are not bad words, they are 'adult words' and since we are adults, we get to use them whenever we want, and so will she when she is old enough. Every couple months we let her pick one to say, in private, whatever one she wants. You know what she picks? Stupid. And she giggles after she says it and never repeats us or gets in trouble for using "adult words". It's the best rule I've ever come up with."
3. Well, F--k: "When my little sister was younger, she couldn't say the word 'truck,' she would say 'f--k.' Whenever we were at Toys 'R Us, our mom would say 'What toy do you want?!' really loud just so she would say 'A f--k! I want a f--k!' She just thought it was so funny."
4. Happy Halloween: "I can't take my kids trick-or-treating without some 'mom juice' in my cup, but this year some of it spilled in my son's bucket when he asked me hold his candy and I was trying to steal a piece. When I came home to check his candy I had to clean it off and throw a bunch of "infected" pieces away because the whole bucket reeked of wine."
5. Mommy Needs Her Sleep: "When I don't want to hear my daughter in the middle of the night I just turn the monitor off. She usually figures it out."
6. Mommy Really Needs Her Sleep: "I pretend to still be asleep every Saturday morning when my 20 month old runs into our bedroom, gets two inches away from my face, puts her hand on my cheeks and says "Mommy? Mommy?Good morning Mommy?" It's an Academy Award worthy fake pretend sleep act I put on until she runs off.. we are slowly teaching her the single most important rule in our house—that this mom gets to sleep in on the weekends!"
7. I See a Teacher Gawking at Me: "When my son's state report was not accepted because the teacher said it was 15 minutes late (don't mind that everyone in my house was sick that morning!) I charged into her 5th grade classroom after school and proceeded to tell her many things that generally don't come out of my mouth. Everyone around could hear. The principal called me and asked me not to return to campus."
8. BRB, Calling Jessica Simpson: "I would tell my daughters that tuna was chicken for years so they would eat it. They didn't learn it was fish until they were old enough to learn from friends at school."
9. Oops: "I accidentally locked my son in the car with the keys, when both my dog and cat were in there and he wasn't in his car seat. Luckily the windows were cracked enough to open the door after 20 min. It wasn't hot or anything but just funny because he was climbing all around the car."
10. Elf on a Shelf: "My nephew found his elf on a shelf in my sisters bedroom drawer in the middle of summer and asked why he was there. My brother in law thought quickly and told my nephew that Santa heard he was being naughty at school so the elf came to check on him."
11. Grape or Cherry? "I've given my kids Tylenol to help them fall asleep."
12. "George Knew Just What To Do! ... and Lived Happily Ever After": "There's always the classic skipping a few pages when reading them a bed time story just to finish sooner."
13. Genius Mom: "I buy chocolate mint ice cream because I know our boys don't like it, and I won't have to share any with them."
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I'm 16 years old and I live alone with my Mom who is divorced
from my Dad. She's in her forties (I don't want to give her real age).
I've been enjoying her toes and feet for as long as I can remember. She's a very heavy sleeper since she
works two jobs to support us and occasionally takes something to help her sleep so she can be ready for work. When she
does take a pill to help her sleep she has no idea that I worship her toes (and feet) while she's sleeping. I used
to feel guilty about it but I don't any longer. I know that sounds strange for me to say about my Mom but my best
friend Eddie likes to suck her toes and lick her soles. Eddie also thinks she has sexy feet. She has perfectly aligned toes and super arches. She's a size 7.5 US. Eddie will come
over during the day and the two of us will suck on her toes after we breathe in the musky fragrance of her feet from being in (mostly) closed shoes all day.
Sometimes she'll wiggle her toes while we're sucking on them but she has never once gotten up. Eddie likes to
cum on her feet as well. I've never done that (something about it being my Mom) but I watch him squirt his cum on
her toes and soles. The sight of Eddie's juice running down her sole is amazing!
The other day Eddie came over with another friend of ours from
school, a black dude named Jackson. Eddie told Jackson about what we do to my Mom's feet while she sleeps and
Jackson wanted in on the action. Jackson started out real slow at first sniffing her toes (which were painted red at
the time) then running his tongue up and down her sole. He then started to kiss her arch ever so lightly and lick right
under her big toe. He got hard real fast so he must be into feet. At first he was a little nervous not knowing what to
expect. Once he relaxed a bit, Jackson took out his dick and began rubbing it on her foot. Eddie was shrimping the toes of her other foot so I just sat there watching them have fun.
I can have her feet whenever I want. The sight of Jackson's black skinned dick against Mom's wrinkly white soles gave me a stiff boner. As Jackson rubbed his dick on her foot I could see his pre-cum starting to glisten on her sole.
Mom moved a little at that point and spread her toes. Jackson stopped, not wanting to wake her but as I said,
she's a real heavy sleeper, as Eddie and I already knew. Eddie just continued with his usual shrimping. I thought I heard a slight moan from my Mom as if sub-consciously she felt what was happening.
At that point, Jackson blew his load between her toes and up onto her bare leg. She usually sleeps in her
panties but I told both Eddie and Jackson that area is off limits. Problem was Jackson's cum shot all the way on
her pussy leaving a big stream that had to be cleaned up. I told him to get something to clean it off in case she woke
up (which I knew she wouldn't). He got a paper towel and ever so gently wiped his cum off her feet, leg, and
panties. Jackson was still hard even after shooting his load. As he was
cleaning near her pussy we heard her moan again. Jackson's hand was right on top of her pussy and he was pressing
gently to clean his cum. Mom spread her legs at that point and Jackson noticed a huge wet spot on her panties near her crotch.
I gave him a look that said not to go any further. Eddie was still working on her other foot, gently nibbling
on her toes. Eddie's saliva was running down her foot in gobs he was sucking so much while watching Jackson rub
his dick on her foot.
I told them both enough for today. Jackson was excited as hell. He said he couldn't wait for the next time. He said my Mom's feet were sexy as hell and he wanted to suck on her toes. I told him
I would let him but he had to promise to keep this quiet. I don't want a bunch of guys sucking on my Mom's toes
and licking her feet all the time. I think Eddie, Jackson, and me are more than enough.
This is fiction right? This seems too fantastic to be an NF story.
Nice story. But if that's true, my own personal opinion is that I feel it is wrong that you bring over friends to basically take advantage of your mom for
your own sexual desires. I mean, she is your mom, have some respect my man. You basically are having your friends' dicks on your mom.
I agree with Nine and I am calling BS on this story. Heavy sleeper or not she is not going to notice three bodies in her presence. And she's not going
to notice dried come on her legs and feet? No matter how much you wipe with a dry towel there will be some stickiness and she would notice damp skin from a
wet one.
Sorry, this is no N/F story.
Wow! You guys are tough. I didn't notice a NF in the title so who knowsif it is fiction. What I did notice was this was his first post and with
reactions like those, probably his last.
Way to go. Silence someone because you have the need to be critical. A shame, really, since it was told rather well, fiction or not.
Hey, I did not say it's BS, although I am leaning towards the fact that it is. However the point of my comment is that if it IS true, then I was just
pointing out it's disrespectful and low dignity to have your friends dick on your mom, even though it's just her feet, but still for their sexual
desires. I mean it is basically the same as saying for a non-foot fetishist saying, "Oh, yea my mom is a heavy sleeper, so my friends and I all gather
around and slipped our dicks between her breasts until we came". It is wrong. Now I did not even comment the fact that this person is 16 yrs old, still
attached to his mother's feet (i know many of us develop foot fetishism early in our lives because of our moms feet, but 16 yrs of age is stretching it),
because I believe to each their own, however like I said for the sake of the mother's dignity, he should not have his friends jacking off to his mom's
feet. That is all.
So what if it's BS? If he marked it NF then you would have a beef.
By the way, I understand your point of view about showing respect for his mom. He did show some restraint by not cumming on her feet himself. But remember one
thing, anyone who has cum on a woman's feet is cumming on the feet of someones daughter, sister, maybe mother, and possibly wife. Kind of like "He
who is without sin...."
If you've never done anything like that, then please accept my apologies.
nice story it would be even better if you added some pics of her feet and please write more about you and your friends and her feet and toes
did they ever tried to go beound her feet?
Someone requested pictures. I forgot that one of my friends lent me his IP camera that I put under her computer desk. Here are some shots of that as well as
her sleeping on the sofa:
I really can't believe it... If someone was touching my mom in that place, It would be the end of that person. Let alone, allow my friend to whip it out
and actually do that to her feet. Those might be real pics, but the story really can't be Legit
daaaaamn! get some sole shots! thanks for sharing she has amazing feet!
ya add pictures of her soles and when your friends are doing stuff to her feet and when the cum
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My daughter is 24 years old and still does this to me if i forget to lock the door.
Omgosh I remember those days..lol it was a chore..lol
This is such a lovely picture showing mother love <3
Now my kids are adults my dogs do exactly the same now, theres no winning.
hahahahaha! love it! I remember when bananas in Australia cost heaps ($12.00 AUD a kilo), I would have to sneak away from the kids to have one.
Probably an unpopular opinion but if a kid can ask for the breast they are probably too old to be breast feed.
Yesss. And it only gets worse when they're teens.
Partner could be looking after the kids while you take a shower. :-(
Gah this is terrible but something about that little snuggly baby beside you makes it worth it
Oh yes but i.g my other 2 pulling at my shirt mom mom mom I'm hungry
Less laundry and less fighting with a toddler who doesn't want to. You gonna do it for her?
Single mums having to push through because they are it. There is no one to step up and help out.
Honestly, all of these will be misses for the while i have kids but i can't wait... i want children even more now! i love this post!
'Uh..oh..don't do that, go away, watch tv or something' there,that's more like my mom..she is such a good cook but so perfectionist that she didn't allow me to help when i was little..
My mum taught us to pick up after ourselves, even at that age - otherwise we'd feel the wrath of dad. And once she had cleaned it was expected to stay that way - as she put it .... "you can play, but we're not pigs so we will not live like pigs" The same with closing doors to keep the heat in "were you born in a barn...no...then shut the door" (never understood the barn. But I always shut the door)
kids need rules and boundries ofc.. but you also need patience and let your kids be kids.
For a lot of reasons, saying that Mom is a maid really raises my hackles. We all do a lot of things for our kids. I don't know, but when it gets said like that it's almost like an expectation or a task. I willingly did all those things when the kids were little, but I wasn't a maid! Not for my own kids.
I love this mom. She doesn't sweat the small things, and looks to allow her chil
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