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Blumpkin is a gag started by Nova during The Ex-Communicated Series . He said it was having someone perform fellatio on a person who is on the toilet defecating.
It started in The Ex-Communicated Series when Nova said that the villagers should trade sexual favors for emeralds, he mentioned a Blumpkin. Both Sly and Seamus didn't know what it was, in the end Nova told them, Seamus was disgusted while Sly couldn't stop laughing. Later on in the Minecraft series Sly asked Seamus if he wanted one, he agreed and they did it outside, they left the poop in some dirt and warned Nova not to go near there. After Ex-Com, Sly started using it in other series such as Ghostcraft when he asked if Steven wanted one, but he refused. Many of the other Creatures used it such as Danz . The phrase Pumpkin Blumpkin was also made by Nova. It was requested by fans to get defined on Sarcasm with Seamus . They had Danz on the computer looking at pumpkins, and then Seamus said he needs the toilet, it ended with Seamus saying "do you really think we were going to do a skit on that?".
It's when you get a blowjob while you're on the toilet taking a SHIT.
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit . It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin .
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea .
by EthanJettsucksdick December 1, 2015
When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet
A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating: * In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another .
Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit ...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin !!!
by Jesussssssssssssssss April 17, 2009
Getting a blow job while your taking a shit !
"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life "
by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka ; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN .
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo ! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
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When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce .
my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"
Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower ......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up .
To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce ...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster . Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one... Thizz or Die .... T.I.P . Love, Donkey
A golden blumpkin 360 , is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation , or 360 degrees.
I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order , and would not spin .
Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin .
With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.
you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my " LAZER "
When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB
Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor .
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