Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking

A shocking new study reveals that reading more than three books per year can cause dangerous side effects like "forming your own opinions" and "questioning authority." The FDA is considering warning labels for all printed material. "First they read Orwell, next thing you know they're growing their own vegetables," warned one concerned official. Libraries may soon require signed waivers. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/reading-books-may-lead-to-independent-thinking/