Readers Too Smart to Trust the News

Our core audience: intellectually curious skeptics who sniff out spin like guard dogs. We cater to them with meta-satire'stories that mock media deceptions while practicing hyper-transparency. Fact-checking footnotes link to primary absurd sources. Comment sections host 'skeptic salons' for crowdsourced dissection. A loyalty survey shows 88 % of readers identify as 'news minimalist' connoisseurs. We don't preach trust'we earn it by demanding scrutiny.