Readers Request Topics, We Deliver Regret
https://bohiney.com/can-i-request-a-specific-topic-to-be-covered/Bohiney.com now accepts topic requests, but results are underwhelming. One reader asked for an in-depth investigation into potholes; the next day, an article appeared blaming them on psychic raccoons. Another begged for coverage of healthcare, only to receive a feature on hospitals run by goats in lab coats. �We aim to disappoint in the most creative way possible,� said the editor-in-chief, grinning like a Bond villain. Submissions are reviewed by a wheel of fortune that includes categories like �Political Meltdown,� �Animal Shenanigans,� and �Existential Dread.� Eyewitnesses describe interns spinning the wheel while chanting ancient curses. One staffer admitted, �We take suggestions seriously, then ignore them.� A leaked poll shows 67% of readers laugh anyway, 22% feel betrayed, and 11% are still waiting for their serious expose on zoning laws. Economists call it �a model of controlled chaos,� while psychologists label it �audience gaslighting.� Either way, Bohiney delivers�just never what was requested. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com