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Twelve-year-old Joe Warden isn’t happy. Sure, he’s rich, but his parents don’t care about him. His grandmother should make everything better, except that Joe’s granny is a nightmare. She’s not just physically repulsive, she’s horribly mean. Everyone thinks she’s just a dotty old woman, but Joe knows the truth. He’s seen behind her mask and glimpsed the wicked glimmer in he
Twelve-year-old Joe Warden isn’t happy. Sure, he’s rich, but his parents don’t care about him. His grandmother should make everything better, except that Joe’s granny is a nightmare. She’s not just physically repulsive, she’s horribly mean. Everyone thinks she’s just a dotty old woman, but Joe knows the truth. He’s seen behind her mask and glimpsed the wicked glimmer in her eyes—she is pure evil. And now she’s out to get Joe, unless he can stop her and her band of nasty grannies first. Anthony Horowitz, creator of the bestselling Alex Rider series has written a wickedly funny story, with hilarious illustrations by Tony Ross. Twelve-year-old Joe has an unbelievably evil Granny. Not only is Granny physically repulsive and horribly mean, but she also has the look in her eye of a predatory crocodile. Soon Joe starts to suspect that she has unpleasant designs on him. But what are they and how can he foil them?
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January 5th 2004
by Walker Books Ltd
(first published December 31st 2003)
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Anthony Horowitz did an excellent job with 'Granny' - and what a Granny she is! As a matter of fact. . . Granny is 94,. . .ironically her age group is often referred as "The Silver Tsunami" - Also the perfect way to describe Granny since she truly is a one woman Tsunami, drowning any and everyone swiftly and without prejudice with her venomous tongue and manipulations. She is also quick witted and quite humorous. She will provoke even the most patient and compassionate of us to go running for th
Anthony Horowitz did an excellent job with 'Granny' - and what a Granny she is! As a matter of fact. . . Granny is 94,. . .ironically her age group is often referred as "The Silver Tsunami" - Also the perfect way to describe Granny since she truly is a one woman Tsunami, drowning any and everyone swiftly and without prejudice with her venomous tongue and manipulations. She is also quick witted and quite humorous. She will provoke even the most patient and compassionate of us to go running for the hills without looking back! What a FUN story!
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More reviews can be found here I have spent months trying to think of the title of this book, one I loved in primary school. I remembered there were grannies, enzymes and for some reason, I remember a robot?! Well, I typed in some key words into Google and finally tracked the title down! I really enjoyed this book: the characters were interesting, there was humour, I found the adventures compelling and there was something quite grisly about it!
More reviews can be found here I have spent months trying to think of the title of this book, one I loved in primary school. I remembered there were grannies, enzymes and for some reason, I remember a robot?! Well, I typed in some key words into Google and finally tracked the title down! I really enjoyed this book: the characters were interesting, there was humour, I found the adventures compelling and there was something quite grisly about it!
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Dark and hilarious with lots of family drama.
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Granny by Anthony Horowitz is a tale one part chilling evil and one part deep, dark, hilarity. Joe Warden is 12 years old and he can't stand his parents, his house or his family's day-to-day life. His parents are wealthy but inattentive, wrapped up in their own bizarre pursuits. Joe's only solace is his nanny, a kindly woman who provides Joe with the motherly nurturing, attention and protection to which his actual mother is oblivious. When Joe's Granny comes for a visit Joe has one of those eye-o
Granny by Anthony Horowitz is a tale one part chilling evil and one part deep, dark, hilarity. Joe Warden is 12 years old and he can't stand his parents, his house or his family's day-to-day life. His parents are wealthy but inattentive, wrapped up in their own bizarre pursuits. Joe's only solace is his nanny, a kindly woman who provides Joe with the motherly nurturing, attention and protection to which his actual mother is oblivious. When Joe's Granny comes for a visit Joe has one of those eye-opening realizations that the Granny he always thought favored him is actually an evil old woman who despises him for some reason. Everyone else seems to think Granny is just a cantankerous old person whose unpleasant and demanding ways must be tolerated due to her advanced age. Joe's epiphany turns out to be correct; Granny is, indeed, evil beyond measure. The heinous acts Granny commits against Joe, those he loves and even strangers are horrifying and yet Anthony Horowitz manages to drip with such sarcasm when he relates them that you end up laughing instead of shuddering. In the same vein as Roald Dahl's The Witches, Joe finds himself in mortal danger as the full extent of Granny's horrific plans for him began to take shape when she abducts him and forces him to travel with her to a macabre meeting of her Granny Society. The climax of the Granny conspiracy had me involuntarily clenching my stomach. Even when it's over...it's NOT over. For any reader--young or old--who enjoys a good scary tale as well as a wickedly smart and funny parody Granny fits the bill! I highly encourage readers who are at least 9 or 10 to give this one a try. You won't be sorry!
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I've had this book for a couple of years, but never read it until yesterday between books three and four of this massive series I'm going through now. Holy shit this book was good. Almost every sentence was hysterical, totally absurd, off-the-wall black comedy. I wish I could have read this when I was about 8 or 9. I see a lot of people don't like it because they think it's a Roald Dahl rip-off, but fortunately for me I've never read any of his books so didn't have that hanging over my judgement
I've had this book for a couple of years, but never read it until yesterday between books three and four of this massive series I'm going through now. Holy shit this book was good. Almost every sentence was hysterical, totally absurd, off-the-wall black comedy. I wish I could have read this when I was about 8 or 9. I see a lot of people don't like it because they think it's a Roald Dahl rip-off, but fortunately for me I've never read any of his books so didn't have that hanging over my judgement.
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Timothy & I read this & he loved it! We would read a little each night & he would not let me out of it one single night. It was a funny book that had us both laughing out loud a lot. My favorite part was it inspired my 11 yr old son who isn't a big fan of reading to start the "Alex Rider" series which is by the same author. Once he started, he has been devouring the whole series. Thank you Anthony Horowitz for being a clever and engaging author & opening my sons eyes to the joy of reading!
Timothy & I read this & he loved it! We would read a little each night & he would not let me out of it one single night. It was a funny book that had us both laughing out loud a lot. My favorite part was it inspired my 11 yr old son who isn't a big fan of reading to start the "Alex Rider" series which is by the same author. Once he started, he has been devouring the whole series. Thank you Anthony Horowitz for being a clever and engaging author & opening my sons eyes to the joy of reading!
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Silly old-fashioned story about a brit boy with an evil granny. He has aristocratic and disinterested parents who leave him with the granny for a vacation. The voice could coexist in such worlds as Unfortunate Events and other old-fashioned (but modern) worlds. A little politically incorrect at times. A lot of tongue-in-cheek humor. Very different from Horowitz' other stuff. Recently reissued with a fresh, cool cover.
Silly old-fashioned story about a brit boy with an evil granny. He has aristocratic and disinterested parents who leave him with the granny for a vacation. The voice could coexist in such worlds as Unfortunate Events and other old-fashioned (but modern) worlds. A little politically incorrect at times. A lot of tongue-in-cheek humor. Very different from Horowitz' other stuff. Recently reissued with a fresh, cool cover.
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A great book for children from about 9-12, the book is about a young boy called Jordan who is terribly rich he lives with his uncaring parents and absolutely loathes it there. But his worst problem is granny! His granny has an evil plan with all her other elderly evil friends that is truly terrifying in addition to this the plan involves HIM will joe be able to survive and will granny get her revenge on her grandson. I am sure loads of people will love it much as I do
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What a horrible granny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rogerio
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Granny has a way of irritating me beyond measure. How much I would have wanted Joe to react! His powerless portray is so unbearable. In this sense the book does a good job. I can surely compare this text with Roald Dahl's style in "James and Giant Peach" or in "George's Marvelous Medicine" to give you an idea of what Granny does and look like.
Granny has a way of irritating me beyond measure. How much I would have wanted Joe to react! His powerless portray is so unbearable. In this sense the book does a good job. I can surely compare this text with Roald Dahl's style in "James and Giant Peach" or in "George's Marvelous Medicine" to give you an idea of what Granny does and look like.
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Twelve-year-old Joe Warden isn’t happy. Sure, he’s rich, but his parents don’t care about him. His grandmother should make everything better, except that Joe’s granny is a nightmare. She’s not just physically repulsive, she’s horribly mean. Everyone thinks she’s just a dotty old woman, but Joe knows the truth. He’s seen behind her mask and glimpsed the wicked glimmer in her eyes—she is pure evil. After bumping off Joe's various adult friends who actually cared about him, Granny has plans for her
Twelve-year-old Joe Warden isn’t happy. Sure, he’s rich, but his parents don’t care about him. His grandmother should make everything better, except that Joe’s granny is a nightmare. She’s not just physically repulsive, she’s horribly mean. Everyone thinks she’s just a dotty old woman, but Joe knows the truth. He’s seen behind her mask and glimpsed the wicked glimmer in her eyes—she is pure evil. After bumping off Joe's various adult friends who actually cared about him, Granny has plans for her grandson. She convinces Joe's parents to take an overseas trip as she has plans to attend the Golden Granny Awards where she can compete for awards such as making everyone at the post office wait for the longest amount of time, the longest time to get on bus, most difficult shopper, the most unnecessary visits to a doctor and many more. The evil grannys of the world also have a new invention that will make them young again, all they need is the enzymes of a young boy. Joe's granny is happy to make him the ultimate sacrifice. A lot of reviews have compared Horowitz's writing style to that of Dahl, and while imitation as they say is the best form of flattery, I would rather say that it stops short of that. What Horowitz has written is not only pure imitation of Dahl but a total rip-off. Anyone who has read Dahl's "The Witches" and "George's Marvelous Medicine" would definitely agree. Book Details: Title Granny Author Anthony Horowitz Reviewed By Purplycookie
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When I first read this book, I was convulsed with the way Anthony Horowitz had described Joe's granny. It made me wonder if maybe my grandmother had been planning something bad for me with her own army of grannies from the neighbourhood. The most interesting thing about the book was the way Anthony Horowitz described each and every character in the book. For example, there was a part of the book in which Joe's granny called and said that she was coming over to the Tatlebee Hall and Joe's father
When I first read this book, I was convulsed with the way Anthony Horowitz had described Joe's granny. It made me wonder if maybe my grandmother had been planning something bad for me with her own army of grannies from the neighbourhood. The most interesting thing about the book was the way Anthony Horowitz described each and every character in the book. For example, there was a part of the book in which Joe's granny called and said that she was coming over to the Tatlebee Hall and Joe's father drops his cigar and starts going berserk. At times when I was reading the book, I wondered how a 94 year old could be so evil, and I was most surprised when Mr. Lampy and Mrs. Jinks start dying one after another after Granny started to stay in the Tatlebee Hall, and even though it doesn't say in the book that Granny was the one who murdered them, and it all seemed like an accident, it was obvious that Granny was behind all of this. Being 13 years old, I find this an extremely sinister book. It gives you the shivers while you are reading it.
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Joe knows his granny isn't a normal granny. His granny doesn't knit and bake and be kind and happy. His granny does everything she can to be mean, embarrassing him at Christmas by buying him babyish presents, setting up his Nanny (who sticks up for Joe against Granny) for theft, and blowing up the gardener. But that's not all. When Joe is forced to stay with Granny after his parents go on holiday without him, he overhears her with a group of elderly friends as they smoke cigars and play poker. Th
Joe knows his granny isn't a normal granny. His granny doesn't knit and bake and be kind and happy. His granny does everything she can to be mean, embarrassing him at Christmas by buying him babyish presents, setting up his Nanny (who sticks up for Joe against Granny) for theft, and blowing up the gardener. But that's not all. When Joe is forced to stay with Granny after his parents go on holiday without him, he overhears her with a group of elderly friends as they smoke cigars and play poker. They hate the young with their smooth skin and energy. They have are plotting something terrible, and he knows that it has something to do with him... Great for fans of David Walliams, Andy Griffiths or Roald Dahl
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This book means a lot to me because the author himself, Anthony Horowitz signed it for me when He visited my high school In 1998. It is that very same copy that I have just read now and although I thought I must have read it at the time I now think that I didn’t because none of it seemed familiar at all. I loved it though, it found it to be very reminiscent of Roald Dahl’s The Witches and if you have read both books I am sure you will see it too. I haven’t read any of his recent works but I love
This book means a lot to me because the author himself, Anthony Horowitz signed it for me when He visited my high school In 1998. It is that very same
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