Rape My Poo

Rape My Poo
Single Thin Long Log! Evening Poo 7-19-2022! Had to go bad and it felt so good with farts all through it! Sorry for out of toilet picture but best for long length! Rate Please! Nice long floater!
here are my poops from the last 7 days incase anyone cared
here are my poops from the last 7 days incase anyone cared
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Rate my poop is exactly was you’re expecting. This weird website has 100s of images of people’s poop and your job is to give it a score out of 10. Now we do warn you in advance that if you do get sick easily then you should probably give this a miss, or maybe have a sick bag to hand just in case. When you land on the site you are confronted by your first steaming hot turd. It is up to you then whether you vote out of 10 the quality of the poop, or you move onto the next by clicking the new poop button. There have been many rate my poop websites over the years, but it looks like this one has stood the test of time and has a number of loyal followers. So I you’re bored at home and looking for something different to do, well here you go You can even go a stage further and submit your own creation.
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Once dormant, the Rate My Poo subreddit has risen like a phoenix from the asses
With all this time in quarantine, we’ve been told we should at least try to be a little productive . Attempting things like making bread . Starting a side hustling. Learning a new language. Or, in Brad’s case, taking the perfect shit.
Well, not quite perfect. One commenter on the “Rate My Poo” subreddit only gave him a “7,” remarking that while his shit was aesthetically pleasing, it “lacked structural integrity.” Others, though, raved, calling it “beautiful.”
“I hadn’t taken a shit in two days,” the 22-year-old tells me of his massive feat. “And I stayed away from processed food. I only ate whole grains, nuts and proteins.”
Brad attributes the uptick in interest to the boredom that comes when “there’s nothing you do except eat and watch Netflix.” But he’s sure to point out the poetry in a quality number two as well. “Sometimes when you’ve shit out a log that just looks really good — when it’s smooth and long, or when it takes a lot of energy to get it all out — you just have to congratulate yourself,” he confides.
At the same time, the subreddit’s denizens also insist that it’s a public service. Posts depicting a discolored shit usually result in comments urging the poster to change their diet or to consult a doctor. Meanwhile, for regulars such as Timely_Rooster , fewer visits to the doctor during quarantine means that he has no one else to rely on to help ascertain his bowel health. “My family has a history of colon cancer, so I regularly have to check my poop more than most people,” he tells me. And though he doesn’t exactly know what constitutes a perfect 10 poop — beyond that it “looks weird or blocks the toilet” — he’s confident that a healthy one is within the three to four range on the Bristol Stool Chart (i.e., it’s “long, large and bulky with minimal odor”).
Brad, however, still remains in pursuit of that immaculate shit — a symphony of brown that not even the haters couldn’t rate as anything less than a 10 (and healthy or not). In fact, he’s been adjusting his diet to increase the mass of his dumps. The only problem? His girlfriend, who is quarantined with him. And so, he tells me, “When I try [again], it’ll have to be when she’s asleep.”
Hussein Kesvani is the UK and Europe editor of MEL and writes features on technology, subcultures and identity

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If you’re gearing up to have anal sex for the first time, you’ve probably got some questions. Chief among them: Is anal sex poop a real thing?
Ready for it?...Yep, it might happen. But before you freak out, rest assured that there are things you can do make it less of a, well, messy affair...and something you really enjoy. (Related: 15 Anal Sex Positions To Try, From Beginner To Advanced )
First, let’s get real about what anal sex is: A penis or sex toy is going up your butt, so the fear that you might poop is common and normal. "Remember, the anus is designed more for things going out than in," says Taylor Sparks, erotic educator and founder of OrganicLoven.com . #Facts.
It's also worth getting into a bit of an anatomy lesson: The colon processes waste, then sends it through the rectum (where it stays temporarily), then the anus (where it leaves the body). If you don't actually feel like you need to poop, there shouldn't be a huge issue here, as your rectum is probably empty, but it's still possible your partner will encounter some fecal matter with deep penetration. I mean, that's the game you're playing when you're embarking on this journey, and there’s always the likelihood of a little leakage.
“If there’s stool in the rectum, and there is stimulation to the rectum, it will increase the chance of having a bowel movement,” says Lauren Streicher, MD, medical director of the Northwestern Medicine Center for Sexual Medicine and Menopause .
But this is also why anal sex can be pleasurable—“it gets your pelvic floor stimulated and contracting, which in turn will get you to poop,” she adds. If there’s poop there, there’s a chance it’ll make its way out. (Psst... Here's What Anal Sex Really Feels Like, According To Women Who've Tried It )
What’s more, weak anal sphincter muscles, which control your bowel movements, may make you more likely to leak during backdoor play, explains Alayne Markland, DO, an associate professor at the University of Alabama Medicine. (More on that in a bit.)
If you remember one anal sex mantra, let it be this: “Make sure you’re not due to poo,” says sexologist Juliet Allen , M.A. You don’t want a full bowel, so try to empty the pipes beforehand. And, she adds, if you know you might have anal later, don’t eat foods that will go through you—like anything spicy or fatty—since it may increase your chances of pooping during anal (soooo, definitely don’t order the chili fries!). Some people will try enemas to clean things out, and this is generally safe when used on occasion, says Dr. Streicher.
You can also try shallower penetration to reduce the risk. And if your partner naturally has a penis with a large corona [head of the penis], be prepared that it’s more likely to, um, take poop out with it. If you're new to anal sex, start slow and gradually. There's no need to go as deep as possible on the first try if you're not comfortable with it!
In fact, some experts say to start reallyyyyy slow. "Warm up your partner first with a lower back massage and extend it to the top of the butt crack, also known as the sacrum,” says Sparks. “Then, using your fingers or tongue, touch, massage, rub around the anal area to stimulate those nerve endings. Once your partner is comfortable and/or excited, start with just inserting one well-lubed finger gently into the anus.”
If you're concerned about the aforementioned weak sphincter issue, doing kegels regularly can help strengthen those muscles. And yes, I'm talkin' about butt kegels. Who knew?!
Allen explains that you’ll probably feel like it’s happening anyway. Being penetrated causes the muscle there to move in the same way as it does during a BM.
So even if there’s nothing in there, you’ll still get that sensation without anything coming out, verifies Dr. Streicher. Your best bet is just to try to relax and enjoy the moment.
Truth is, you have to be prepared to tap into your inner shruggy emoji. “The reality is, when we choose to have anal sex, we choose to put something up our bum, which is where poo comes from," says Allen. "So it’s a risk we take." (Simply put, but so, so true.) If you leak (or more) and you feel embarrassed, remind yourself that sex can be a messy affair. Hop in the shower together to wash off, and you’ll hardly notice.
Importantly, don’t let the chance of poop scare you away from trying anal sex if you're otherwise interested. “You shouldn’t be afraid to try sexual practices that you enjoy,” says Markland. Keep in mind, it’s also about who you do it with: “Choose amazing partners/lovers to have sex with," says Allen. "And then you’ll be with someone who won't make it a big deal." That's just good advice in general, no?

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