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13 Blow Job Myths That Just Need To Die
1. Myth: You should swallow even if you're not a fan.
2. Myth: All men are obsessed with blowies, so if a dude doesn't want one, he hates you.
3. Myth: Deep throating is the key to an excellent BJ.
4. Myth: There's basically only one blow job position.
5. Myth: A blow job isn't "real sex."
6. Myth: It's normal for guys to push your head down.
7. Myth: If your teeth touch his penis, it'll fall off.
8. Myth: You always have to perform a blow job to completion.
9. Myth: Your mouth can always provide enough spit to make the act enjoyable.
10. Myth: If your BJ skills are up to par, it should be over in a few minutes.
11. Myth: You need blow-job sorcery for uncircumcised penises.
12. Myth: If you give your mouth a break, you have to start from the beginning.
13. Myth: You have to love giving blow jobs in order to be sexy.
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Oral sex can seem baffling if you think about it when you're not turned on. You're supposed to put your mouth where? And you would want someone's face in your most private spot why? But in the moment, when you're with someone you're into, oral sex can seem like a more genius invention than the lightbulb. The only annoying part is when you're having sex with a guy and certain blow job myths get in the way of both of you enjoying the act as much as possible. Here, 13 blow job myths you should stop believing, stat.
Unlike green smoothies, semen is not some nutrient-rich elixir. When you treat someone to a mouth-induced orgasm, they don't get to judge what you do after the fact. Spit, swallow, move out of the way so it doesn't get in your hair, whatever. As long as you're not like, "Ew, this is disgusting, you're a beast," there shouldn't be any complaints.
There are so many reasons a guy may not be up for a blow job. Just like some women love receiving oral sex and others prefer different forms of clitoral entertainment , he might be into a different kind of foreplay. Or he could be saving you from encountering his sweaty post-workout package. Or maybe he wants to talk about his feelings instead of having sex. Point is, it doesn't automatically mean he doesn't like you or thinks your blow jobs are awful.
If you can deep throat without issue, go for it. It's an awesome skill that you unfortunately can't list on your résumé, so use it when you can. But you can also give a stellar blow job without the head of a penis provoking your gag reflex.
Actually, there's a whole wide world of oral sex positions out there beyond you kneeling in front of him. You can try 69, lying next to him, your head hanging off the bed, lying down while he kneels on top of you, and so much more.
For some women, getting face-to-face with a penis is more intimate than having PIV sex. And even if you're not one of them, you can definitely still get sexually transmitted infections from giving a blow job because you're exchanging bodily fluids (and you can also get STIs like herpes and HPV from skin-to-skin contact).
Great if it turns you on. But if it makes you feel weird, ask him to stop. Blow jobs should be good for both people, not just the one receiving them.
The world won't end because you experience a little teeth-penis contact. As long as you're not scraping them up and down his shaft throughout, it's probably not an issue. Depending on the guy, he might even like it! But definitely ask before doing it intentionally.
You could. Or you could trade off, so he goes down on you for a bit, then you continue giving him a blow job after. Or you could stop before he comes and have sex until he orgasms . Or you could break up intercourse with some bouts of oral sex. The end goal doesn't always have to be orgasm.
Cotton mouth happens. Luckily, flavored lube exists! Just be sure to use a type that's compatible with condoms if they're a part of your sex routine, and also check that it's safe for intercourse if you plan on doing that after.
So many factors can influence how much time it takes a guy to orgasm: when he most recently came, what he's thinking about, whether he's holding out because he wants it to last longer...
An uncircumcised penis is still sheathed in its foreskin, which covers the head. A circumcised penis no longer has a foreskin, so the head is exposed. That's the only difference—they're both still penises, and guys still like it when you touch them.
Yes, the two types sometimes require different kinds of stimulation, since uncircumcised penises often have more sensitive heads and there's more skin to play with. But if you're used to one kind of penis and encounter another, don't freak out. Just ask the guy what he likes! You have his penis in your hands. He probably won't mind if you ask exactly how he'd prefer for you to handle it.
If he's right on the brink of orgasm and you call a time out, yes, you'll probably have to put in some extra work to get him back to the point of no return. But if you feel like your jaw's seizing up, give it a rest. You can use your hands to keep the good feelings going.
You know that whole idea of how nothing's hotter than a woman who loves giving blow jobs so much, she can practically orgasm from them? False. Enthusiasm is always attractive, but you don't have to worship at the blow job altar to be attractive yourself.
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Alright. So the story. Sorry it's kind of long.
My last semester of college starts tomorrow. I'm 21 (F), and a virgin (or...I was. whatever). Last night a went to a house party and then out with friends afterwards. I was buzzed when we got to the bar and my two friends and I did a couple $2 shots. We talked to some guys, danced for a little while, then we started talking to this guy and his friend (this part is relevant). The friend was trying to talk to me about politics, telling me that he had spent time in Russia and that it's full of oppression and that he's a Communist that doesn't believe in Communism. Then he began verbally attacking me, telling me that I'm a selfish spoiled capitalist. This upset me and I asked him to stop talking to me and left. I went outside with my friend to smoke and calm down. We went back to a different bar to dance again.
So by now i'm drunk and just want to have fun with my friends. We were all dancing and I started dancing with this guy I didn't know. We were grinding and touching each other and we started making out. We went to a corner of the bar with less people to keep making out and he put one hand up my shirt and another down my pants. He started fingering me and it didn't really feel good because he was really rough. He led me over to these tables that were more closed in and out of the way and we made out and I pulled his dick out of his pants... this is the point where I've never done this before. I'm kind of sexually frustrated in general, and I was excited to do things I'd never done. I played with it a little to see how it felt and then really awkwardly gave my first blowjob. He didn't cum and I kind of gave up after a while. We straightened up and went back to dance and I found my friends again. I went home about a half hour later.
So after all that-I'm VERY glad I said no to going to his car to have sex. But I'm pretty embarrassed that:
This all happened in public. In a bar with people around.
I wanted my first sexual experiences to be different. I realize everybody has different experiences, but it would have been so much different if it were someone i cared about and that cared about me. I also don't want to feel like a victim. I feel like at any point I could have refused. I took his hand out of my pants because I didn't like it and I wouldn't leave with him. So I guess I'm blaming myself for ruining something that could have been special for me.
That's all. Just wanted to get this off my chest...
Meh. That's just, like, your opinion man.
I'm of the opinion that it's not some cut and dry thing. Sure, I've never done PIV but a lot of gay men and women may never, and I'm pretty sure most of them don't consider themselves virgins if they've had other sexual experiences.
Edit: But I'll probably still tell whoever I do it with that I never have before.
Welcome to reality. Where the first few times you have any sort of sexual contact will be the most amazing, confusing and awkward moments of your life.
I would still consider yourself a "virgin", but who cares anyway? I think that term and "stigma" is thrown around and thought about FAR too much these days.
Regardless, you will carry on, have fun and not care. In a few years time (maybe not even that long) you will forget all about it. Enjoy these years, you will miss them.
First. You need just calm down. Slut shaming exists only because other women wish to eliminate their supposed "competition" with other equally attractive women.
You didn't go have a giant satanic orgy. You blew a guy. And seeing as you're 21, sexually frustrated, and human- this is not a big deal.
You don't know the guy or his name? Good. You don't have to think about him anymore. You'll be okay. People do stupid things while drunk.
Thanks for helping put it in perspective...
Wait. If I weren't human it would be bad? Shit. Good thing my puppy never blew anyone at a bar! I wouldn't want him to go to hell.
Dont feel bad. I once made out with and fingered a girl in a well lit garage in full view of friends and strangers at a party. Pretty embarassed about that one. I also lost my virginity in a drunken encounter. It was less than ideal, so I know where you are coming from. Try not to beat yourself up over it. If it is something you regret then now you know what your limits are.
Yikes. Yeah I'm trying not to. I guess it is true about limits though. I know I really don't want to do this again.
Well consider this bullet dodged at all angles, Matrix style. You didn't go farther then you wanted, you tried something new. However you are technically still a virgin as you have not had a full sexual encounter.
PS Drunk blowjobs really don't work. To gain technique you need the understanding that comes with a sober mind.
My bj technique can only improve from here. It was not good.
Haha. Someone I knew had a somewhat similar story at a party except it was that a random gay guy really wanted to blow him so he let him (he's not gay) He treated it mostly with indifference, it was always this weird sorta memory in the back of his mind that he shrugged at occasionally.
The whole concept of virginity is a really odd one that people put way too much stock into. There's nothing to feel bad about here. Seems like you just wanted to explore another side of life and yourself. I discourage sex with strangers just because of STDs, but I also don't drink out of a cup if someone else did so I'm constantly like AAHHH GERMS
You're 21 and a virgin. If you want something cute and adorable for a first experience here's what you should do instead of going to a bar, I'll break it down step by step:
Dress up nice, make yourself look great and put on your typical style. Go to the college engineering department. Look up a physics problem on the internet you think sounds pretty interesting. Something like "If an astronaut throws something in space, will he drift backwards?" and expand a bit on that. Find out where the students study. Go in, ask a guy you think is cute for help. Talk to him. If you still like him, just say "You know, I think you're pretty cute. If you catch a break, we should grab a cup of coffee sometime." Before you head out. If he says yes and doesn't ask for your number, give it to him.
Done. I can almost garentee you it'll work. Just keep in mind most of these guys will be super sweet and dense as all hell. You'll need to make the moves until they get the hint.
Quit waiting for luck to hand you a guy on a silver platter that's worth a damn. Make your own luck.
I am very involved in the engineering department at my school. I know all the students my year. I go to a small school with 3k students, 70% female.
The guys in the department are ok. The guys I'm friends with are the only ones I would consider dating but I'm also pretty hesitant to do so because I think it might hurt my chances of getting this job I'm applying for overseas.
But how do you go about telling a friend you're interested?
I still have zero clue what the russian dude has to do with ANYTHING in this story..
Well he wasn't Russian. But I included it because it was a side event that affected my emotional state.
Thanks for your comment! Yeah, I have absolutely no romantic feelings toward this guy at all. I don't feel anything especially negative or positive about him at all. However, with my boyfriend in high school-my first kiss, first anything was great. I really liked him and just spending time with him was thrilling. I think what I'm most sad about is that I conned myself out of what could have been something fun for both parties that ended up not really being fun for (I think) either one of us.
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Thank you for your advice and encouragement! I know STIs can be transferred orally, so I may go get that checked out. However, I did this willingly. I feel regret about it now but I definitely consented. I stopped him from doing what I didn't like and did what I wanted to do (at the moment anyway). But seriously, thank you for your comment... I also don't think I'll be drinking much for a while.




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1. When he’s playing a video game, sit on the couch beside him and start rubbing his junk through his jeans, but don’t let him press pause. Say something innocent like, “D on’t let me distract you,” and see if he’s capable of beating the level with a hard-on. And if he can handle that, get on your knees and start sucking.
2. Reach over and grab him while he’s driving and you’re in the passenger seat. But once things get intense, make sure he pulls over safely to the side of the road, so you don’t end up in an embarrassing crash.
3. Give him oral during half-time. Or, if you can’t stand the sport he’s watching, you can make time move faster by sucking him in the middle of it. He can still look up to check the score if he wants, so there shouldn’t be any complaints.
4. When he tells you he’s going to take a shower, ask to join him. It’s much easier to blow him in the tub than to have traditional shower sex. And, if you’re worried about his personal hygiene, you can help him wash up before you go down.
5. Instead of waiting until you’re in the bedroom to initiate anything, kiss him when you catch him in the kitchen getting a drink. Then unzip his jeans and go down on him while he’s still standing.
6. If you wake up before he does, pull his dick out of his pajama pants and give him an early morning surprise (as long as he’s given you permission to do so ahead of time). That way, instead of waking up with morning wood, he’ll wake up with an orgasm.
7. When you’re at a party together, find an empty room to pull him into. It can be a bathroom, a broom closet, or your best friend’s bedroom. Just make sure that you’re quick, so you don’t get caught.
8. When you play Mario Kart or Monopoly or strip poker, make it worth your while. Tell him that, if he wins, you’ll reward him by giving him a blowjob. And of course, if you win, he has to go down on you .
9. The next time a sex scene pops on television, tell him it looks like fun and then rip his jeans off. If you’re into roleplaying, then you can even act like you’re the two characters on the screen.
10. Blow him as soon as you walk through his door. He’ll be expecting a hug or a kiss on the cheek. He won’t expect you to drop right to your knees and tell him you missed him with your lips.
11. If you’re willing to take a risk, give him a blowjob the next time you visit a bar or a restaurant. Ask him to walk you to the bathroom and then pull him inside of it to have a little fun.
12. Whenever the hell you want. If you ask your man, anytime is a good time for a blowjob. 
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