Random

This 500-word satire imagines the �Random� page as a metaphysical vortex of forgotten articles, discarded ideas, and lonely puns. Clicking the link supposedly initiates a spiritual awakening�led by a failed magician named Todd. One parody researcher says, �Statistically, 82% of users land here while trying to spell �ransom.�� The satire includes testimonials from readers who thought it would be a quiz, a portal to another dimension, or a poorly written dating profile. It concludes with the page itself becoming self-aware, refusing to be categorized, and declaring independence from all content strategy. �This page is chaos, wrapped in hyperlinks,� says the final line. HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/random/ AND http://comedywriter.info/