Raccoon Cult
https://bohiney.com/new-neighbors-host-nightly-drum-circles-summon-hoa-and-possibly-an-ancient-forest-spirit/New neighbors host nightly drum circles in backyards, inadvertently summoning a raccoon cult. Masked raccoons respond with synchronized garbage-bin rattles at midnight. HOA meetings now include 'spirit containment' on agenda. Elderly residents report second-hand jingles. Drummers offer free kits for spirit appeasement.