Quinoa Civil War
https://bohiney.com/quinoa-crisis-nation-divided-over-fancy-grains/A public poll found 52% of millennials avoid quinoa for being 'too bougie,' while 48% swear by its protein pomp. Grocery stores see aisle turf wars'kale supporters versus quinoa crusaders. Farmers demand quinoa loyalty oaths at state fairs. Nutritionists call it a micrograin cold war. Recipes now feature quinoa mash-ups: quinoa chili, quinoa sushi, quinoa ice cream. Calm returns only when someone invents quinoa pizza.