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I was gonna give 2 stars but if her vajj smells like nothing then thats perfect because I just see and smell a lit candle. I don't smell anything.

You got suckered into buying these is a fake product an wirte a review on a scammed . The real candle is smaller an black case has has a scent. Why 5 star on a fake china candle

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Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Devotional Prayer Saint Candle Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine. The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions. If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me. *This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually mean to smell like anything in particular as it’s a palm wax candle. All rights to images are my own.*

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Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?
Gwyneth’s vagina has been good to us … and to her. Composite: Goop & Netflix
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Gwyneth has made a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out
I hear that I can now buy a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. What?
Truly, has any vagina ever been as fruitful as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? It has birthed discussions of vaginal steaming , vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 dildos , something called “sex dust” and a photo of Gwyneth standing in a giant vagina to advertise some inevitable Netflix documentary/reality TV series crossover. Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her vagina; she has crawled all the way inside. I am torn between suggesting this is a very advanced yoga position accessible only to those who have endless free time to practise, and pointing out this is The Human Centipede, but for extreme narcissists. Let’s go with both.
So Gwyneth has made a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina because, well, of course she has. It is priced at a comparatively bargain £58, which was pretty much what the sex dust cost, which makes me think Gwyneth is underpricing her vagina, really, if she is just selling it for the price of a load of old dust. And I say “ was what the sex dust cost” because the sex dust, like the vagina candle, sold out.
Yes, Gwyneth’s vagina has been good to us, but it has primarily been good to her. Well, in the main. As all of us ladies know, sometimes there can be problems in that department, and while most of us sort ours out with a dose of Canesten, Gwyneth’s vagina problem, in classic Gwyneth fashion, ended up costing her $145,000 (£110,000) . This was in 2018 when her near-notorious wellness company, Goop, was fined under California’s civil penalties laws for making what was described as “unsubstantiated” marketing claims about the aforementioned jade egg. It turns out, incredibly, that shoving a random object up your vagina won’t “balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles, prevent uterine prolapse and increase bladder control ”.
In fact, the gynaecologist Dr Jen Gunter, in an open letter to Gwyneth that went as viral as an unwashed jade egg , suggested that it might cause toxic shock syndrome . Despite that, it is still for sale on goop.com, for a steal at a mere £60, although after that legal unpleasantness, the only words next to it on the site are: “Eggs are pre-drilled for string add-on, we recommend using unwaxed dental floss.” The mind does truly boggle.
Whole religions have been founded trying to answer the big questions: what is the meaning of life? What is reality? How can we cope with the concept of mortality? Goop is a quasi-religion in itself, from its messianic head figure, its deluded self-belief, its ludicrous claims and its overflowing bank account accrued from the desperate and vulnerable, estimated to exceed $250m. It has answered perhaps the greatest question of all: what does Gwyneth’s vagina smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed”. To which one can only say: boy, Gwyneth sure does spend a lot of time up there to have picked up on all that. I’ve read entire wine menus with fewer descriptive references.
But we must tread carefully here because Gwyneth does not like people questioning her vagina. In 2017, pre-legal case, in response to Dr Gunter’s repeated criticisms, Goop posted a gorgeously huffy reply, which Gwyneth tweeted, with the comment: “When they go low, we go high. ” Who knew flogging vaginal eggs was taking the high road? Goop’s “contributing doctors” described Dr Gunter as “strangely confident” (to which Dr Gunter replied: “I am appropriately confident”) and insisted they are “empowering women” by “questioning the status quo”. The status quo being, I guess, vaginas without egg-shaped rocks stuck up inside them. Thank God that status has been quo-ed. Those doctors, by the way, seem to have been strangely silent, post-legal case. No doubt so as to empower women better.
Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars , largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it.
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It got awkward on Kimmel's talk show after he decided to light Goop’s “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle in front of Paltrow.
Feb 25, 2020, 04:49 PM EST | Updated Feb 25, 2020
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Actor and purveyor of jade eggs, Gwyneth Paltrow visited ABC's “ Jimmy Kimmel Live ” on Monday to chat about her lifestyle brand Goop and her new Netflix show, “The Goop Lab.”
Things got real weird after Kimmel decided to bust out one of Goop’s best selling products — a $75 candle named “ This Smells Like My Vagina ” — and light it … right in front of Paltrow … for whom the candle is named … so the two could discuss … its scent.
“So they didn’t do any, like, testing or anything like that to try to [find out what your vagina smells like]?” Kimmel said jokingly, bringing the lit candle up to his nose and taking a sniff.
“It smells nice … It smells a little bit masculine, really,” he continued, choosing his words carefully on national TV. “Like, woody — I dunno.”
Ultimately, Kimmel alluded that the fragrance didn’t actually smell like anything resembling a vagina.
“Well, it’s not really supposed to smell like a vagina,” Paltrow began to explain.
“Oh,” Kimmel said confused and slightly disappointed. “That is false advertising then.”
But Paltrow had a ready answer to explain the sentiment behind the name.
“I think a lot of women have grown up with a certain degree of shame or embarrassment around this part. So, we’re like ‘Yo!’” Paltrow said, picking up the candle and plopping it back down on Kimmel’s desk as if to say, Yo, girl, be proud of your vagina that smells all masculine and woody.
Paltrow also explained the origin story of her candle’s name earlier in the interview.
According to Paltrow, she and a friend of hers who makes candles for Goop were smelling different fragrances when Paltrow sniffed one and made a joke that it smelled like her vagina.
“But then I was like, ‘Wouldn’t that be cool if somebody actually had the guts to do that [and put that name on a candle]?’” she said. “What a punk-rock, feminist statement, to have that on your table.”
“And then [my friend] made it,” Paltrow continued. “I thought he just made me one as a joke, but then the next thing I knew, it was on my website.”
HuffPost considered reaching out to notable punk rocker Joan Jett and feminist Gloria Steinem to gauge whether they thought buying an outrageously expensive candle from a brand that makes money off of women’s insecurities was indeed a punk-rock or feminist act.
But we already knew the answer and didn’t want to bother them.

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