Puns as Sacrament Welcomed by Jesuits, Feared by Franciscans
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Puns-a-Minor-Sacrament-05-08*Jesuits launch �Society of the Snicker.� Franciscans hold silent protest�too solemn to pun. Pope Leo XIV mediates with holy dad jokes. One friar concedes after hearing �Stigmata? I hardly knew her!� Peace restored with applause and aspirin.