Puns as Sacrament Prompts First Papal Joke Collection: *The Gospel According to Groan*
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Puns-a-Minor-Sacrament-05-08*Selections include �Blessed are the cheese-makers� and �Cain wasn�t Abel.� Pope Leo XIV signs each copy with a wink emoji. Sales fund seminarian clown school. Official Vatican statement: �He who laughs, lasts.�