Puns as Sacrament Inspires Vatican's New �Dad Priest� Division
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Puns-a-Minor-Sacrament-05-08*Pope Leo XIV certifies priests in Holy Wordplay. Pulpits now come with mic drops and pun dispensers. Sermons end in punchlines. One homily opened: �Let us pray� or at least pun.� Parishioners respond, �Amen and a groan.�