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Further North, near WalMart and the cruise ship docks. This may be the best strip club value in Puerto Vallarta. Rooms are nice. You can drink, talk, touch and have sex, and time is not monitored too closely.
Further North, near WalMart and the cruise ship docks. This may be the best strip club value in Puerto Vallarta. Rooms are nice. You can drink, talk, touch and have sex, and time is not monitored too closely.
You'll save money here because of the drink special; order a jarra (pitcher) of beer or wine for $650 pesos and take it into a private room with the girl of your choice. This may be the best strip club value in Puerto Vallarta. Rooms are nice. You can drink, talk, touch and have sex, and time is not monitored too closely. (Remember to buy condoms in advance.) Total cost for an evening of drinking, dances and full service sex, $200 to $500 USD.
By far the best of the best, in the low price category. It is a strip club located a coupla blocks behind walmart in the opposite direction of Stravaganza, there was at least 8-10 girls there and they were having a good old time, naked, partially clothed, wriggling and lapdancing for anyone that wanted to buy them $12-14 drinks.. about $100 for the room and dancer's time in the back room.
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To Hook Up in Puerto Vallarta, Pre-game is THE Game
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Hooking up in Puerto Vallarta is easy… but only if you know these tips from real PV locals!
Puerto Vallarta is one of the most epic party cities on the planet, but if you want to hook up with a local, you need to know where the hottest girls hang out (and how to talk to them so you don’t seem like every other tourist).
The local party gurus at PV Nightlife are dedicated to making your night spectacular. Our guide to hooking up in Puerto Vallarta will tell you how to tweak your game for some guaranteed action south of the border (pun very much intended).
First, we’ll tell you what to do before you get here—what to pack, pick up lines to study, wardrobe, and more.
Eat all the spicy food you want; a trip to Puerto Vallarta isn’t complete without a caliente night of romance to remember (and believe us, if you get with a PV girl, you will NEVER forget it!).
Get out your playbooks and take notes—let’s get started!
The most important things you can do to improve your chances of hooking up in Puerto Vallarta all happen before you even book your flight.
Don’t sweat, you’ve got plenty of time. Just make sure to tick all of the following boxes.
Girls here are HOT, and they get hit on all the time. If you didn’t put any time into planning your look, girls won’t put any time into listening to your broken Spanish.
You don’t need to roll around in designer suits, but pick out some nice shorts and cool Ts for the day and some good clubwear for the evening. Leave that faded pink polo shirt at home, for the love of God.
PRO PICK-UP TIP : Mexican tourists love PV’s shopping malls, and this makes them great places to get numbers. If you don’t have any nice clothes, go shopping when you arrive and kill two birds with one stone.
No matter how smooth you think you are, you won’t make a blip on anyone’s radar without learning a little Spanish.
You can’t learn it all, sure, but we have just the right innocent pick up lines to get the girls giggling. Remember, it’s not about knowing the language. It’s about using it in a way that makes you seem cute and not like your parents dropped you on your head as a kid.
Memorize these, and don’t forget to work on your pronunciation!
A: “ Porque se me cayó el mío mirándole/mirandola a usted.” (Because I dropped mine when I saw you)
Pick up lines may not be your go-to when picking up girls, but if you’re confident, they really work. Give these a try and you’ll boost your chances of getting a number.
Once you’ve broken the ice, you’ll need a few Spanish phrases to keep things going. We’re going to cover that in our step-by-step pick up plan later on in this guide, but for now, put aside a few minutes each day to study some basic Spanish. You won’t regret it.
Puerto Vallarta is one of the premier tourist destinations on Earth for epic parties, beach bashes, private yacht excursions, outdoor concerts, and fine dining. But if you don’t book beforehand, you’ll spend your vacation eating street food and getting conned by tourist traps.
Here’s a local tip: if a Puerto Vallarta girl is going to go home with a foreigner, he’s got to be a man. He’s got to have his life together. That means you’ve got to:
If you don’t know where to start when it comes to making bookings in Puerto Vallarta, don’t worry—that’s where we come in. PV Nightlife can book everything for you , and we’ll even dedicate a personal planner to your trip who will give you advice on where to find girls on the specific nights when you’re here.
Your day game won’t suffer in PV if you know where to go and what to do. As we mentioned before, you can’t just walk up and down the streets or cruise the beach ogling women as you walk. Non es chido (it’s not cool). These top spots are great places to lay the groundwork for a steamy evening.
Local girls don’t go to the main tourist-laden beaches in Puerto Vallarta. Instead, they frequent the cafes along the main strip of the Malecon where they watch guys walk by, gossip, and share a drink.
Hopping from café to café is a great way to cool down and start some small talk with locals. They might not want to share a table with you, so don’t be too forward. Instead, ask for some advice about where to go nearby or what to choose off the drink menu. Next, thank her and ask for those digits.
The main beach in Puerto Vallarta is largely populated by tourists, but if you’re down to meet Americans and Europeans, the bars along the beach are amazing places to flirt. Most tourists are already drinking cocktails and in a great mood, making the job that much easier. Plus, bikinis are everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Show up in flip-flops and a tee—this is as casual as it comes. And don’t forget to wear your swimsuit. If you get lucky, you might get a surfing lesson from a local beach babe.
There are plenty of bars along the beach, but a great place to start is the Day Off Beach Bar . You’ll find good bar food, buy-one-get-one beers, and plenty of talent.
Plaza Caracol is a shopping mall, and it isn’t much different from the ones you’ve been to in any American city. But, it’s also where girls from the local area come to spend afternoons, especially on weekends.
One of the best parts is that girls from surrounding, non-tourist areas come here to shop, so you have a good chance of meeting someone who hasn’t been jaded by the tourist presence. But if you hope to bag a true Mexican beauty from out of town, you’ll need decent Spanish!
Plaza Caracol is located near the beach, so you won’t have to go far if you want to give it a shot.
Girls go out a lot in Puerto Vallarta, but if you don’t know where to go, you won’t find them. Head to these spots and you’ll find girls who are there for the same reason you are.
Morelos 589, Centro, 48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Bar Morelos is the perfect place to go from meeting to flirting over cocktails to dancing all under the same roof. This bar on the Malecon has two distinct floors. The first is a cozy lounge with live music, awesome cocktails, and snacks. It’s an excellent place to start the night, as it’s super easy to approach girls and start a conversation. After a drink or two, there’s no need to grab a taxi. Just head upstairs to the dance floor where international DJs spin Latin beats, reggaeton, hip-hop and more.
Centro, 48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico
La Vaquita is where girls go to let out their wild side. This dance club is anything but formal. All drinks are served in huge styrofoam cups and the décor theme is a barnyard on LSD. You can even show up in flip flops and a tank top and still have a good chance of hooking up. Wet T-shirt contests, body shots, indoor pyrotechnics—all your insane party memories will be made here.
Boulevard Francisco Medina Ascencio 2125, Las Glorias, 48333 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Strana is located a bit out of town, but it’s worth the trip. Strana is where you’ll find the most (and hottest) local girls. We’re talking supermodel types all over the dance floor. But, Strana is also one of the most exclusive clubs in the city. You must make a reservation if you hope to get in the door, especially if you’re a tourist. Also, wear your very best. If you aren’t dressed to the nines, you won’t get in.
Paseo Díaz Ordaz 786, Centro, 48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Señor Frog’s isn’t the best place to pick up local girls, to be honest. But, it’s always packed with students, backpackers, and other tourists ready to let loose. If you’re short on cash or don’t feel like clubbing, Señor Frog’s is an easy place to find girls looking for a holiday fling.
Remember, these places fill up fast. If you’re hoping to get a table, you need to book in advance. And if you want to attract attention from the hottest locals at a club, you need to be on the VIP register. Get in touch with PV Nightlife now and we can add your name to the list.
Hooking up in Puerto Vallarta can be done, but you can’t use the same game you use at home. Girls here are a bit more conservative and religious. This doesn’t mean you won’t hook up, it just means you have to play it cool at the start and take control when it counts.
Here’s what local girls have to say about what they like (and hate):
Once you’ve picked out a girl you want to chat with, here’s how to go about it. These steps were made for tourists with limited Spanish. If your delivery is confident, this method really works.
Now that she’s intrigued… the rest is up to you!
The pick-up method above doesn’t really work at clubs when the music is blaring. But walking up to a random girl on the dance floor for a casual bump and grind won’t go down well with locals. Here’s how to meet girls on the dance floor in a way that will leave you a lot of options for hooking up.
If you’re serious about hooking up in Puerto Vallarta, you’ve probably done your due diligence on Tinder and other dating apps. If you’ve got some dates lined up, you want to be confident and somewhat dominant even if you don’t know the area. Here are some spots that you can take a local girl that will make her want to get closer.
Calle Guadalupe Sánchez 740, Centro, 48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Offering incredible gourmet food in an amazing setting, Café des Artistes is fine dining at its best in Puerto Vallarta. Ask to sit in the garden; it’s full of palm trees dim lighting—perfect for a romantic evening.
Púlpito 105-3, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
For inspired Mexican cuisine served on the beach, La Palapa can’t be beat. This place has everything from burgers to burritos to freshly caught fish, so you can’t go wrong bringing any date here. And while it’s right on the beach, it’s still classy enough to be a legit date spot.
Libertad & Malecon 2, Centro, 48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Another place on the water, Vitea Oceanfront Bistro is a comfortable mix between a café and a restaurant. If you want to impress a date but don’t feel ready to go all out at a super classy place, stop into Vitea for a drink and then head to the beach for a little alone time.
Marina Vallarta, 48450 Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico
Located in the old marina north of city center, El Faro Lighthouse Bar is a good spot for watching the sunset with a bottle of wine. The round skybar sits atop a real lighthouse, and the vibe is relaxed and refined. Start your night here and she’ll know you’re someone worth sticking with.
Take her to any one of these panoramic viewpoints and she won’t be able to help but feel this date is destined for an exciting conclusion.
Abasolo LB, Cerro, 48304 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
Hit this spot during the day (it will likely be closed at night). It’s a tourist spot located in a tower, but it offers the best view in the city. Just get ready to climb some stairs!
This viewpoint of the old city rooftops and the sea is an amazing splash of color that is made irresitibly romantic at sunset. This area is less popular, so you have a chance at a little privacy.
This site is crowded at times, but the view of the entire Banderas Bay makes it worth a visit. It’s not difficult to find, and there are benches located at the viewpoint, making cuddling very convenient.
Take Rt 200 direction Boca de Tomatlan. Stop one block after Le Kliff restaurant
Los Arcos is not easy to get to, but it’s the most secluded spot on this list. It’s located in a nature reserve south of the city and tourists don’t know anything about it. The views of the jungle and turquoise sea are spectacular. Getting here requires a little work, but it’s your best option if you want to be alone.
Puerto Vallarta is not a dangerous place, but it is a popular tourist destination. That means that people are always going to be targeted for scams and other shenanigans, and drunk guys looking to hook up are easy targets. If you see any of the following red flags, stay away and try your luck elsewhere.
Hooking up in Puerto Vallarta is easy if you remember one simple rule: have fun! Everyone is here for the same reason. They want to let loose, enjoy some amazing food, go to the beach, dance the night away, and make some spicy memories. Don’t overthink things, and don’t make hooking up the goal of your trip. Go with the intention of having fun and you shouldn’t have a problem attracting local girls and Mexican tourists that want to do the same.
For more info on how to hook up in Puerto Vallarta and how to plan the ultimate guys’ trip to PV, contact PV Nightlife today.
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