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Public Sex Without Getting Caught
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Sex in risky places? Hot!! But even if you're the type who loves to take risks, we all know we'd hate to get caught and possibly spend a night in jail for lewd conduct. The thought of it might turn you on, but the reality of it is kind of scary. These places and techniques don't run you a big chance of getting caught, and they make sex more exciting .
A previous Cosmo survey showed that 80% of dudes fantasized about car sex. Take your car out to an abandoned lot either before sunset or after midnight when most people wouldn't be outside. The best position is "girl on top" since space is limited. Make sure you're not on the drivers side so your nalgas don't accidentally beep the horn. And roll down the windows—things will get a little, er, caliente .
The park is common place—it's as sexy as doing it in the wild but eliminates the risk of getting bitten in the a** by something weird. Just make sure the timing is right. Go into the gazebo or a shady area by a tree that's blocked off from street view. The last thing you want is a little kid to catch you mid-act.
The classic dressing room fantasy. Why does it work so well? There aren't any cameras in there! Try a large department store since they usually don't have an attendant waiting, and go right around the time the store opens, so it isn't too crowded yet. (If you go right before it closes, someone might catch you while cleaning the fitting room out). Extra hot tip: try a room that has a mirror so you can see the naughtiness in action.
For all of the college chicas , try those lecture halls that are always vacant. Play your sexy school girl role in there. Just make sure you double check the class schedule to know for sure that it's empty at that time. Be careful for that student who loves to show up to class like 20 minutes early. In which case don't forget to lock the door and pull down the shades (if there are any).
You know those elevators that have a sliding gate? They usually don't have cameras, and you need to open them yourself to get out and let the next crowd in. Ride it up and down (we mean the elevator, and him if you want to), and don't open up when someone rings for it.
People almost never go in those old utility closets. We believe they were strictly put there for people to um, bone. Just be careful for all the dust mites that are probably floating around in there. You'll want to make this one a quickie.
Catching that early matinée no one ever goes to? Go behind the movie theater screen, on the steps. At least you didn't spend too much on a movie you never watched.
On a weekday when the mall is about to close or just opened up, who is in there snapping photos of themselves? Try reverse cowgirl on him and say cheese. It'll be the hottest memory you ever captured.
If you're into hot, steamy sex (literally), bring that guapo at the gym into the sauna when just about everyone is making their way home. Show him how long you've been ogling his abs and biceps.
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I hate admitting that I even have a bucket list in the first place, but I do and there are many things on it, and I hope to eventually cross all most of them off. While I know “Yoko-ing” a band and becoming the muse for the fashion designer Nicolas Ghesquière, à la Charlotte Gainsbourg, are likely impossible to achieve, there are still some things that I must do before I die – if only to kill the curiosity within and gain some bragging rights. One such item on the aforementioned list is having sex in public. Why? I don’t know. The thrill, maybe; the been there, done that, need to check it off my list, even more so.
Having just recently updated my bucket list to include a public romp (and running the Boston Marathon — haha, I can’t even run a half-mile!), my new husband and I ventured off on our honeymoon. Italy is a country of love, art, and pizza, so what better a place to have sex in public? It’s not like we’d be the first to take a roll in the grass of Boboli Gardens (where we made our first attempt), nor will we be the last to have sex in a dully-lit alleyway against some ancient ruin in Rome.
My husband, already having done the whole public sex thing, wasn’t as enthused as I was. “It’s different when you’re younger,” he said. But that didn’t deter me. After a couple of minor debacles, we pulled it off like champs, well, as close to champions we’re personally able to be, and I can proudly say that my bucket list is one item lighter. Does this make me a pro? Hell no! But from my experience and the experience of some others, I now present the ultimate how-to guide for having sex in public. It’s the summer, you guys; let’s get the most out of this warm weather, shall we?
1. Timing is everything. Central Park on a Saturday at noon? Are you kidding? While you may have a couple of places to where you can creep off to be, well, creepy, just think about that holy awkward moment when little Sally chases after her ball into the bushes and she gets an eyeful of another type of balls entirely. There’s nothing wrong with maybe giving someone a quick show of something that they didn’t expect to see on a Saturday afternoon, especially if you’re into a bit of exhibitionism, but consider the children. They are our future, after all.
2. Keep your colors low key. As my husband reached under my skirt in one of those lovely little out-of-the-way caves in the Boboli Gardens, I realized that even through the fully leaved trees, his red T-shirt was practically a neon sign, all but screaming for attention. Look at me! Look at me fucking my wife over here! Hey! I said look at me! He had two options: remove it swiftly and deal with whatever might follow should we be stumbled upon or, stop wearing red in public. Since the latter was already a no go, he removed his shirt so his pasty, winter skin could blend in better with nature. Which it did, until some tourists thought the cave was a pleasant place for a picnic.
3. Lose the underwear. Once spring rolls around I ditch my undies most days. In my mind, with Swamp Ass season just weeks away, it’s time to keep things airy and dry in there. No one wants a yeast infection during their July holiday. That being said, if you’re not already going sans underwear and there’s a moment before your public sex gets going that you can slip away and remove your panties first, then do so. The unfortunate thing about women’s underwear is it seriously interferes with what you’re trying to accomplish, and fumbling to take them off is a real time suck. It’s not that you’re on a tight schedule, per se, but anything you can do to prevent wasting time on technicalities beforehand is for the best.
4. Get a leg up. If you’re the type of person who only wants to lie down while fucking, then public sex might not be for you. Sure, if you’re going off into a Tuscan field as if you’re starring in “Room with a View” and there isn’t a soul around for miles, then fine, sprawl out. But if not, you need to stand, find a great support system for your back (building, bathroom stall, doorway, car hood, etc.), so you have leverage. You want to be able to tightly pull yourself into your partner with the same vigor you can when you have the floor as part of the equation, while keeping your balance. Depending on the height difference between you and your partner, balance can be tricky, but if you both work together to push your weight against whatever is supporting you, then you can happily avoid a tumble.
5. Skip the foreplay. Foreplay is great for when you’re at home — and nothing makes sex better than prolonged third base action — but if you want to seal the deal in public, you need to go immediately to home plate. This isn’t to suggest that some fondling beneath the clothes to get you and your partner’s body raring to go is completely off-limits, it’s just that you want to keep it brief. It would be nice if at least one of you, if not both of you, climax during this little public feat.
6. Shut the fuck up. I get it! You’re a moaner! One of those loud, screaming at the top of your lungs at the very instant of ecstasy type of moaners! Awesome! I’m so happy for you! But shut the fuck up! The last thing you need is to be moaning, even softly, and have some do-gooder come to your rescue because they think you’re an injured animal who needs some TLC stat. See? That’s the problem with do-gooders: they ruin the mood with their nosiness.
7. Don’t try to recreate a movie scene. I’m sure there’s not a single person who’s seen the train scene in “Risky Business” and hasn’t thought, “Wow. I want some of that.” Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay make it look so easy, once they remove the gawking homeless man from their train car, of course, but that’s the funny thing about Hollywood: they make everything look so easy. Whether it’s some hot scene on a bar top with James Deen you’ve been fantasizing about or the pool scene in “Showgirls” you’ve been dying to recreate, hold off on such ambitions. Goals are great and everything, but you have enough on your plate with public sex alone, so don’t overload on your responsibilities.
8. Have an excuse. So, let’s just say you do happen to get caught – there’s always a chance the worst-case scenario is possible, right? This is your moment to let your inner actor shine, or at the very least, let your natural ability to lie and get away with it kick into gear. So, what’s your excuse? You were trying to get a bug out of her pubic hair with your cock? He was helping you find that ring that you swallowed that miraculously ended up in your vagina instead of your intestines? I mean, your excuses could be endless honestly, because at that point you’ve already been found out, so the ridiculousness that you come up with for your reason WHY is just some extra fun at that point.
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Let's be clear about this: Having sex in public is technically illegal in many states , but that doesn't stop people from wanting to do it. Public sex can be considered a misdemeanor crime, and some states have specific laws about indecent exposure (like exposing your genitals) and lewd acts (like having sex) — both of which are somewhat required in order to have a public hookup.
But the fact that it is against the law makes it taboo, which makes people want to do it even more, says Sadie Allison , PhD, AASECT-certified sexologist and author of Ride ‘Em Cowgirl! Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking . "The fear of getting caught gives an adrenaline rush that generates excitement and energy throughout your body, which can enhance the physical experience," she says. For some people, the chance that they could be seen by a passerby could be a turn-on.
That said, if you are intrigued by the thought of having sex in public, it's your responsibility to make sure that you're being courteous to the people around you. No one should be forced to watch someone else have sex, and public masturbation is a form of street harassment.
While we'd never encourage or condone illegal behavior, there are a few ways that you can experience the rush of public sex without having to worry about lawyering up. Some of these tips from Dr. Allison are strictly for the sake of fantasy, and others are practical advice for having a hookup in public. Either way, just be careful and don't get caught.
The safest way to have public sex is just to do it in your imagination. While you're in a public place with your partner, send them a sext that you're fantasizing about having sex right now, Dr. Allison says. Describe where you want to have sex, and dictate the sensations happening in your body that they can't see. Or, if you're not actually together IRL, " include sexy photos sneakily taken in public places," she says.
If you and your partner usually commute home together, pretend that you're complete strangers checking each other out, Dr. Allison says. "Take a crowded bus or train, and discreetly rub against your partner," she says. Then you can have sex once you're in the comfort of your own home.
Remote-controlled vibrating underwear exists for this exact fantasy. Dr. Allison recommends the Club Vibe 3.OH , which has a special "Club Setting" that adjusts the vibrator settings based on sounds. So, if you and your partner are at a club or bar that's playing music, the vibrations will pulse in time with the music.
"For some, PDA isn't a normal activity," Dr. Allison says. If you and your partner don't typically make out or get hands-on in front of other people, do it in a bar or some other relatively appropriate spot. "To add some exhibitionism excitement without getting too frisky, have a long, sloppy make out and necking session where you know people can see you," she says. Set a time and a place, and agree to make out for four minutes or so, to make it more sensational than your usual peck, she suggests.
You want to have sex somewhere you might get caught, but you should also choose a location that allows you to have time to jet if you hear someone coming, like an empty park or trail at night , Dr. Allison says. Better yet, choose a place that's buffered by distance or natural barriers that will cover your genitals, she says. "Like up on a balcony, out on a fire escape, on a rugged hillside, or on a rooftop ringed by taller buildings," she says.
If you want to have a quickie in a public venue, a single-stall bathroom would be the ideal location to do it, Dr. Allison says. "Do it doggy-style over the sink in a nice public restaurant," she says. But keep in mind that in many states, a public restroom is considered a "public facility," so you really do not want to get caught hooking up at your go-to date restaurant.
When you're having sex outside, it might not be the best time to try wild new sex positions that require a spotter. "Keep it comfortable and practical, so standing doggy-style may often be a good choice," Dr. Allison says. And some other practical advice that's worth repeating: Wear easy-access clothing, like a skirt and no underwear, she says.
There are ways to have "public sex" in your private home and, from a legal standpoint, that might be your best bet. "Find shared spaces within your own home that are outside of the bedroom," she says. Try having sex in the kitchen , backyard, or by your own pool, she suggests. If you park your cars in an indoor garage, try putting down a blanket and having sex on top of it, she says.
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