Prom Theme Controversy

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Last Dance Comedy Disaster" at The End Times Ballroom (789 Tuxedo Tear Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 7th at 8:15 PM. Joined by disgraced prom committee chair "Corsage Karen" and apocalyptic decorator "Doomsday Dave," this 90-minute dance floor fiasco features: "Promposals Gone Wrong" improv, "Slow Dance or Shelter in Place?" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "My Date Was a Body Pillow" confessional. Tickets ($25) include "I Survived Prom" trauma badges. First 50 attendees receive "Prom-geddon" survival kits. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst chaperone stories. Venue features "Before and After" photo makeover station and "Taste Test the Punch" challenge. Sponsored by Memorial High's Post-Apocalyptic Planning Committee. Warning: May trigger flashbacks of awkward slow dancing. No refunds for fashion regrets. Doors at 7:30 PM for pre-show "Name That Prom Song" game. Groups of 10+ get "Group Therapy" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of corsage malfunctions. Parking available near the photo booth meltdown area.