Procrastination as Virtue Sparks Heresy Trial for Punctualist Sect
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08*Punctualists accused of rushing the Resurrection. Pope Leo XIV rules their timeliness �suspicious.� Heresy declared via delayed tweet. Inquisition postponed indefinitely. The faithful reminded: grace cannot be microwaved. Justice served... eventually.