Procrastination as Virtue Revives the Sacred Office of the Lateran Waitlist
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08*The Vatican declares, �God may be on time, but we�ll catch up.� Papal bulls delivered via snail-mail-only policy. Blessings mailed quarterly. One indulgence arrived 400 years late and was still valid. Postponement praised as spiritual seasoning.