Procrastination as Virtue Results in New Vatican Motto: �I�ll Get to It Tomorrow�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08*Pope Leo XIV orders all Vatican meetings postponed indefinitely �unless the Spirit urges otherwise.� Bishops permitted to issue encyclicals posthumously. Theologians file notes under �eventually.� Procrastination canonized under Article Lateribus 5:16.