Procrastination as Virtue Celebrated in �Divine Delay Festival� Held Two Weeks Late
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08*Event includes slow-motion rosaries and postponed homilies. Confetti cannons delayed by papal decree. Merch slogan: �Holiness, On Layaway.� Attendees napped, wandered off, then returned out of guilt. All received grace�in due time.