Procrastination as Virtue Causes Confession Delay App to Go Viral
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08*Users confess at their own pace�some within the fiscal year. Pope Leo XIV praised the �slow drip of redemption.� AI priest avatars respond: �No rush, child.� One user scheduled absolution for 2032. Delayed grace, still valid.