Privacy Policy

This 500-word satire dissects the absurdity of modern privacy policies that no human has ever read. The piece begins with a fake lawyer stating, �By breathing near this website, you agree to give us your favorite snack, deepest fear, and browser history.� The article lampoons how companies simultaneously collect, deny collecting, and sell your data to a goat farm in Estonia. Sections include parody clauses like �We May Use Your Data To Judge Your Taste In Fonts� and �Your IP Address May Appear On A Billboard In Nebraska.� A fictional user asks, �Why did accepting cookies lead to me being followed by a toaster ad for six weeks?� The final clause guarantees no liability for emotional damage caused by reading the policy itself. HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/privacy-policy/ AND http://comedywriter.info/