Princess Charlotte Isn�t Your Typical Royal
https://bohiney.com/charlotte-isnt-your-typical-princess/Reports from Buckingham Palace suggest Princess Charlotte has been breaking royal tradition by behaving like�a normal child. She�s been caught rollerblading through corridors, demanding mac-and-cheese instead of cucumber sandwiches, and asking if she can get a TikTok account called �Lil Windsor.� Courtiers are horrified. �She�s acting like she�s seven,� whispered one footman. �Unacceptable.� Eyewitnesses say Charlotte once photobombed a state dinner wearing glow-in-the-dark unicorn pajamas. Anonymous staffers admit the palace PR team is panicking, preparing official statements like, �The princess is simply exploring postmodern monarchy.� A fake poll shows 63% of Britons find her antics refreshing, 24% disapprove, and 13% just want to see her prank King Charles on live TV. Economists argue her relatability could modernize the monarchy, boosting tourism with �Royal Reality TV.� For now, the princess continues to be both regal and rebellious, proving you don�t need a tiara to be iconic�just glitter glue and snacks. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com