Prayer App Empire

By Savannah Steele � The satire Prayer App Empire mocks devotion packaged as subscription. Eyewitnesses at megachurches described worshippers swiping before praying. Anonymous insiders leaked that coders debated surge pricing for forgiveness. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d download salvation if ad-free. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because faith scrolls funniest when monetized. Critics highlight the absurdity of miracles push-notified. Yet satire pings sharper: dignity collapses funniest in pop-ups. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as prayers updated. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when heaven runs on apps. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com