Popping Sisters Cherry

Popping Sisters Cherry
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Permalink Submitted by MistakenMagic on Sat, 2009-07-04 21:37
Hilarious Chris! Wow, what a riot of a poem. I now crown you King of Innuendo ;)

Magic xxx

Permalink Submitted by sarah wilson on Sat, 2009-07-04 22:44
This is brilliant - ah the innocence of youth!
sarah x

Permalink Submitted by Ewan on Sun, 2009-07-05 08:32
Funny and with a convincing juvenile/naive voice. This made me laugh.

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Sun, 2009-07-05 12:34
Thanks Magic glad you enjoyed; I'll settle for king of anything lol. ;)

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Sun, 2009-07-05 12:38
Thanks Sarah; not sure that their is much innocence left any more, they have certainly moved on from where I was at their age lol. Thanks for reading ;)

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Sun, 2009-07-05 12:40
Cheers Ewan, glad you got a laugh. This is what I do when I can't think of anything 'beautiful' to write lol. Strangely, I can always think of something ridiculous ;)

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Sun, 2009-07-05 14:22
Wow, a cherry; I'll save it for Sis ;) Thanks to the cherry Gods.

Permalink Submitted by whiskey on Sun, 2009-07-05 15:48
Oh Chris, I've just spat tea all over me keyboard! Absolutely hilarious!

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Sun, 2009-07-05 16:00
LOL, thanks Whiskey for the indictment, haha! ;)

Permalink Submitted by chuck on Sun, 2009-07-05 19:44
Bloody marvellous shamrock. Great voice. A young man on the verge of discovery.

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Sun, 2009-07-05 19:55
lol chuck and already finding out the cost and rarity of a good cherry ;)

Permalink Submitted by sunshine on Tue, 2009-07-07 12:20
Ditto, ditto, ditto all the above. Loved it. Margot

Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on Tue, 2009-07-07 12:37

Permalink Submitted by Miss_D_Meaner on Mon, 2009-09-21 23:33
So funny!!!!!! I read it the other day.....
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My sister lost her cherry
By the bike sheds round the back
I know cos dad told mummy
Just last night in the sack
I think that it was magic
cos I heard him mention witch
and there could have been a female dog
cos I thought I heard, ‘the bitch’.
Our neighbours must have been there
cos I’m sure I heard Bill Tucker
and a guy I never heard of
by the name of Randy Fucker.
Dad said that Sis was lucky
if she wasn’t up some sticks
and he thinks she likes injections
cos he said she’s mad for pricks.
If up on sticks ain’t bad enough
she could be up the duff
cos some bloke called 'Horny Barstod'
was buried in her muff.
I bought a big red cherry
with my money at the store
cos dad said, if Sis’ lost hers
he’ll change her name to whore
I hope this solves the problem
cos it really wasn’t cheap
but it will all be worth it
if it means I get some sleep.
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No Good Deed (link is external) : Ewan's Second Novel "the same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse"
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Can You Lose Your Virginity To A Finger?

I want to know how long a guys penis should me to pop my cherry? and does it hurt?

Honestly it's not like there's something in there that actually pops and bleeds. I actually never bled when I started having sex it just depends on you and your particular situation I guess but of course the first time you have sex it's going to hurt but not as bad as you think
Besides,ur first time is always gonna hurt,at least for 5 days you'll keep on feeling uncomfortable with the thing between your thighs.

Its noot a cherry haha but theres a tissue inside of you that rips when the penis goes in . & size dont matter aslong as they know how to work it (: and ofcouurse its not gunna hurt FOR 5 DAYS . False infoo ! Depends how your body takes it , it would hurt for atleast 2 days the most .

Well I have a 12inch penis and I didn't PPP the cherry

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So f***ing what if he has a small penis

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How my bf wants to know he is bigger then an inch and I'm still a virgin but how can it it though

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Wow your penis is huge how did you not pop her cherry mine was popped by a guy with a 5 inch penis.

I have had sex a lot and I have also used a huge dildo 2hy hasn't my cherry popped yet?

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