Pope's Math Reforms Reduce Vatican Wait Times by 87%

Vatican pilgrims report shorter lines and faster confessions thanks to Pope Leo XIV's queuing algorithms, known as the "Sacred Shuffle." One nun said, "It's like Disneyland, but with guilt instead of Goofy." Papal staff now use sacred geometry to arrange pews, maximizing reverence and airflow. Tour groups are given divine time slots, and the Pope has hinted at next steps: indulgence reward points based on attendance data. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/