Pope's Forgetfulness Spurs Vatican �Name Amnesty Week�

Vatican announced �Name Amnesty Week,� during which any vaguely directed prayer is guaranteed full intercessory credit. Pope Leo XIV launched the initiative after calling St. Dominic �That Preacher Guy with the Hair.� The Pope�s Forgetfulness now inspires freedom. Liturgies feature prayers like �To whoever guards headaches and deadlines�thank you.� A cardinal wore a sash reading �St. Who?� Pew cards include the phrase �Fill in your favorite holy helper.� Heaven multitasks.