Pope's Forgetfulness Makes Way for Vatican AI Saint Finder

The Vatican debuted �HolyHelper,� an AI chatbot trained on saint data, mood input, and vague intentions. The Pope�s Forgetfulness now has digital backup. Ask it �Who helps with finals and guilt?� and it returns �Try St. Joseph Cupertino and St. Monica. Also�drink water.� Leo XIV asked for one that suggests saints based on favorite color and mood. One user was matched with St. Agatha after typing �nervous and hungry.� Grace, now algorithmically guided.