Pope's Forgetfulness Causes Confusion at Canonization Ceremony

At a recent canonization, Leo XIV declared �St. Thunderwolf of Antioch� before realizing that�s the mascot of St. Jude High. The Pope�s Forgetfulness caused giggles, a viral GIF, and a student petition to make it real. Vatican clarified, �Not an official saint�yet.� Meanwhile, students now chant �Pray for us, Thunderwolf!� at exams. The Pope has ordered a review of canonization scripts... and school branding.