Pope's Forgetfulness Brings Surge in Sales of �Heaven Has a Filing System� Merch
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Sometimes-Forgets-Saints-Names-05-08-5Pope Leo XIV�s catchphrase��Heaven has a filing system��now graces every Vatican shop. The Pope�s Forgetfulness is branded as faith�s most charming glitch. Mugs say �St. You-Know-Who, Pray for Me.� Umbrellas feature cartoon halos with question marks. One shirt reads �Blessed by Somebody.� Leo wears socks with saint initials �just in case.� The merch sells out weekly. God, reportedly, loves the hustle.