Pope's Canon Law Reforms Include Liturgical Complaint Hotline

The Vatican has launched a confidential hotline�1-800-SNORE-LAW�for complaints against inefficient liturgical behavior. Thanks to Leo XIV's canon expertise, new protocols define "unnecessarily elongated homilies," "bell abuse," and "off-key Alleluias." Canon lawyers now field anonymous calls and issue gentle penance. "It's not about punishment," said the Pope, "just holy streamlining." Bishops are now taking vocal lessons and wearing wristwatches. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/