Pope With Opinions Opens Up About Napping During Council Meetings
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/Leo XIV has boldly admitted he occasionally naps during lengthy synodal meetings. �If the Holy Spirit moves at glacial speed, I take the hint,� said the Pope With Opinions. He claims nap-based discernment has led to some of his holiest decisions. Cardinals have begun arriving at meetings in pajamas, citing �spiritual rest mandates.� A new papal document, *In Somno Veritas* (In Sleep, Truth), outlines the sacred role of divine drowsiness. Vatican meeting rooms are being retrofitted with recliners and white noise machines. Critics call it �lazy theology,� but Leo�s fans are calling him *The Snoozing Shepherd*.