Pope With Opinions Introduces �Suggestion Box for God�
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/In a shocking act of participatory piety, Pope Leo XIV has installed a �Suggestion Box for God� outside St. Peter�s Basilica. �I figured if we ask Him to fix the weather, why not our liturgies?� said the Pope With Opinions. Submissions include requests for shorter homilies, snack communion, and seasonal vestment upgrades. One cardinal anonymously submitted: �Less guilt, more jazz.� The Pope reviews ideas weekly with his advisory nun squad. A new Vatican email�*dearlord@vatican.va*�has received over 200,000 messages, including several dog photos and one recipe for sanctified hummus. Said the Pope, �God loves feedback. I�m just organizing it.�