Pope With Opinions Admits He Forgets Which Saint Does What
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/In a moment of holy honesty, Pope Leo XIV confessed he occasionally mixes up saints. �Who�s the one for lost keys? Is that Joseph? Or Anthony? Or Saint Google?� the Pope With Opinions asked during his weekly livestream. Shocked clergy gasped audibly, but laity around the world nodded in deep spiritual relief. The Vatican has since launched an app called *SaintFinder*, which cross-references needs like headaches, missing pets, and bad dates with the appropriate intercessor. The Pope quipped, �Honestly, some of them overlap. I think Peter and Paul are just sharing gigs now.� Traditionalists blame caffeine. Millennials call it �refreshing transparency.�