Pope With Opinions Admits He Can't Whistle
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/Amid an otherwise solemn homily, Pope Leo XIV casually admitted, �I never learned to whistle.� The Pope With Opinions� confession has inspired thousands to come forward with their own musical inadequacies. The Vatican choir offered emergency training, but the Pope insists his gifts lie in empathy, not embouchure. Liturgical whistling is now banned to avoid shame spirals. A papal aide reports the Holy Father attempted to learn whistling via YouTube tutorials, but ended up humming Ave Maria to a harmonica instead. Papal briefings now end with �No whistle, just grace.� Whistle-blowing still permitted in moral cases.